Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
...but this Transformers trailer looks really fucking rad.
I am a nerd.
...and here's a close-up of her new tattoo. Eh.
Oh, and here's one more:
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Check out the trailer here.
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Thursday, December 14, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
TMZ has learned that Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released around 7:15 this morning. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5'1" and 85 lbs.
We're told two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911.
When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.
A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.
One law enforcement source tell TMZ that while Richie was at the jail she was "very cooperative and very humble."
This is not the first brush Richie has had with substance abuse. In 2003, she pled guilty to heroin possession. The charges were dismissed after she completed the terms of her probation.
A rep for Richie had no comment.
TMZ has learned that Richie hired celebrity lawyer Howard Weitzman to rep her in this latest incident.
Friday, December 08, 2006
Going to LA this weekend? Head on over to Tori Spelling's garage sale & buy some 90210 trinkets. (HOLLYWOOD RAG)
...and, for the hell of it, here is Britney Spears presenting an award at some recent awards show. With her nipple hanging out. Happy weekend!
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.
I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time.
Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
CariDee won America's Next Top Model! No one cares. (CW)
Britney Spears now owns underwear. (BRITNEY SPEARS)
Perez Hilton goes on Stern, says some things... (ICYDK)
Is Beyonce lying about her age? (MEDIA TAKE-OUT)
Scary Spice out of town when Eddie Murphy throws her under the bus, and finds out via the media she was dumped. Pretty sucky of him. (THE SUN)
Lindsay Lohan spits food out in public; acts like bitch. (NATIONAL ENQUIRER)
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
The day is here... Screech's porn is up and ready for watching. Now, to be honest, I haven't seen it... I don't have the media player it requires and I'm afraid that all get all kinds of porny viruses if I download it. So, if you are brave, you can check it out here. Best of luck. I hear it's the most horrible thing ever.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
Britney Spears is doing it on purpose. (FOX)
...and she continues to wear pants (X17)
Pink pulls a Britney... but is actually wearing underwear (TMZ)
Tom Cruise is releasing an album. Good lord. (E CANADA)
Will Ferrell thinks Lindsay Lohan is a freak. (NY POST)
I think Courtney Love is rad. (LIFE & STYLE)
Nicole Richie is a dumb whore (CELEBRITIES)
K Fed is going to have a reality show (US)
Have a great weekend!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
...minus the greaseball following her (for those who don't know who the guy is, he's the infamous fire-crotch-yelling Brandon Davis, heir to an oil fortune and the douchiest of the douches). Oh, and the buttons screaming on the front of her horrible tacky shirt as it strains to hold in her womanly buldges. And her new wig from 1974. And the fake eyelashes. And the dalmation print on her shirt. Okay, maybe not so good.
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler (the chick who tried to kick Paris Hilton's ass for making out with Travis - aka my hero) getting back together? Hmm. (TMZ)
Paris teaches Britney how to strip. Okay. (THE SUN)
...Oh, and Britney Spears is also bisexual (THE SUN)
Anna Nicole Smith is exported (TMZ)
GQ hosted a party, here are some pics... yes, free booze, Lindsay Lohan was there (MOLLYGOOD)
Britney Spears goes out in pants. No one cares. (I'M NOT OBSESSED)
Her heart is in the right place, but Lindsay Lohan is retarded. And can't spell. And is retarded. (THE INDEPENDENT)
...and, apparently, a coked-out whore (X17 ONLINE)
No words. (D-LISTED)
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Britney last night.
I am, honestly, too furious to type... lame, but true. Grr.
An uncensored pic of her here (not a close up - thank god).
...and a close-up. Is it her private area or peachish panties? I really can't tell. Hmm. Please discuss.
Congratulations if this is you, but since you wrote the caption for a contest and chose to remain anonymous, I have no idea how to reward you. So, um, thanks for entering, you win, you are funny, but please, leave a name next time so I can give you your reward? I know it's not the coolest thing to win, but I was going to enjoy analyzing somebody's sworn enemy. Well, there's always next time. Thanks to all for your humorous comments.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I think that somebody is desperate for attention, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. How lame... going to a store and buying gold handcuffs just to show them off to the waiting paparazzi, shamefully trying to detract attention from the new BFF's Britney and Paris.
Okay, so since I'm without a lot of money, I don't have much to offer contest-wise, so here's what I came up with: if you come up with the best caption, I'll let you know, and you can send me a picture of yourself, or, even better, a picture of someone you don't like, and I'll put it on my blog, along with some scathing commentary for all to enjoy, sandwiched between all of the other celebrity pictures. What fun! See, everyone wins! Not really.
So, last night Britney decided to go out -again- with Paris Hilton, and ONCE AGAIN SANS PANTIES! Why, Britney? That is so gross and wrong and saggy and gross and wrong! Keep your naughty bits tucked away! I don't want to see your vag, let alone your c-section scar (yes, the pictures show her from belly-button to ass - sick). So, since I don't want to post these, I'll direct you to the fine fellows at What Would Tyler Durden Do? who have them up for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Throw up!
EDIT: Here is a safe-for-work picture of Britney's ass from a couple of nights ago when she was out with Paris Hilton. Why, Britney, Why?
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
In case you need some refreshing, this is what Lisa Whelchel used to look like, when she played Blair Warner on Facts of Life. Oh boy. Looks like she raided Britney Spears shitty hair extension collection.
BTW, this is a real picture, no photoshop.
Monday, November 20, 2006
...but I don't care enough to, nor do I want to. I'm not going to support Katie Holmes, who was once a talented actress, finally marrying a forty-something mental case who has ruined her career and completely brainwashed her. Instead, here is a picture of her from Thank You for Smoking... the movie that she could have possibly won an Oscar for her part, but she declined.
R.I.P. Katie Holmes' career.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
I mean, come on. Tom Cruise is trying to pass this off as his kid? Yeah, I'm not thinking so. Pictured below Tom & Suri is Chris Klein, Katie Holmes ex-boyfriend that she broke up with mere days before she started seeing Tom Cruise and became, ahem, pregnant. Suri's resemblance to Chris, at least to me, is uncanny. That is totally his kid. As a sidenote, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen today at City Hall in Rome filling out paperwork, meaning that they are probably married already - I'm kind of disappointed that she didn't escape. Oh well. Guess now we'll just have to stay tuned for the divorce.
...I'm a big fan of the album, but I'm not 100% about the video. I think it's pretty, but the concept kind of becomes lost to me - I'm digging the marching band suits that look like ribcages, though. Comments?
Oh, there she is! I think she dropped her foundation when she was attempting to put it on her face, because it is ALL over her freak chest. Remember awhile back when she got the girls enlarged & lifted? I think she's trying to cover the scars (because she has them aplenty) and not doing a good job. Honey, if you're going to use the right color of make-up for your face, maybe you should try and use it for the rest of your body as well - might match up better. Ick.
EDIT: oh happy day... I found more Star Jones pictures. Enjoy!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
...left on the shower door of his dressing room from none other than Kevin Federline. He left this after he played his show full of ticket-holders that were there because a) the tickets were free or b) they wanted to catch a glimpse of Britney. This has been compared to his actual signature by many, and it's an exact match. What a moron, eh? Maybe he would have a stronger case to get custody of his two kids with Britney if he gave a shit about the first two he had with Shar Jackson. Yeah, that's right, Kevin, you already have other kids you should care about - you should have just written the truth: "Fuck a wife, give me money bitch!". Somebody should put this jack-ass out of his misery.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
WRONG! I am so grossed out by this but I've gotta post it. Here are the latest pics of Michael Jackson, with his scraped up nose and brown fingernails. After much speculation on the internet about why his nails would be said color, a blogger noted that sometimes chemotherapy makes your nails turn brown. Does Michael Jackson have cancer, or does he just not wear gloves when he dyes his hair? Inquiring minds want to know...
Monday, November 13, 2006
This is what is bothering me: this, right now is Britney Spears time to shine and win back the people and re-establish herself as hot in the public eye, and she's FUCKING BLOWING IT. Britney! Take off the goddamn santa hat! And why, dear sweet god why, are you wearing white sunglasses at night? And the sweater. I don't even know where to begin with the sweater. Too tight? Yes. Too short? You bet. Too see-through? Yup. Left boob hanging over the top of your bra so you can see it through your see-through sweater? Done and done.
I am a pro-Britney girl, I want her to take all of her money and leave douchebag Kevin with nothing. It is, however, a lot harder to support her on the issue when she steps out in public looking like a holiday stripper just getting off stage. Grr. Get a stylist, and for the love of god, please don't wear anymore kooky hats in public.
Wow. Tara is looking SOOO much better than I've ever seen her... well, I thought she was pretty when she filmed Josie & the Pussycats (one of my favorite movies ever) but this is a fabulous look for her as well. Good job, Tara!
I know, I know, we all know that she's on a downward spiral, but I just can't help it... when she's walking around like a breast-implanted blind homeless person with no fashion sense I've got to deliver the picture to the people. Boy oh boy.
Friday, November 10, 2006
I don't have a problem writing out the whole word, but after seeing it written out on on the screen it just looked ugly... so I added a happy little asterisk and all is right with the world. Gotta love the drunken rantings of a coked-out Lindsay Lohan.