Screech wants to show you his rubber ducky

Ew. The look of pleasure on Screech's face (a.k.a. Dustin Diamond) is enough to make me vomit in my mouth. I guess this is a still taken from the beginning of his upcoming porn movie called "Saved by the Smell". Yes, it's true (although I still think my idea of "Shaved by the Bell" is better). So, if you'd like to know some of the sickening details of Screech's porn flick, you can go here to find out more information, because I don't want to even write about it.

I'll just leave you with two words: Dirty Sanchez.
Fucking WRONG.

Edit: you can check out the teaser video here (thanks, Tim!)

Mmm... hairy armpits...

I didn't want to post this, but I didn't want to be scorned for not giving the people what they want, a.k.a. really disgusting pictures of celebrities, so here you go. In case you don't know (or care) this is Fergie (Stacy Ferguson) from the Black Eyed Peas, and this is her at the premiere of some new something or other she's releasing, and that is her furry armpit. Okay, that's enough of that. I do not understand why, in the name of god, the armpit picture is so enormous, but I can't make it any smaller so you'll have to deal with this magnified version of a hairy armpit. Okay. I'm done now.

Jessica Simpson is a walking corpse.

...or else her stylist really, really dislikes her. Who wears brown blush? I think it's really sweet of her to give her little sister her time to shine, but dressing like a tranny who is limited to make-up only in shades of dirt is a little overboard. The switch is complete: Ashlee Simpson is now the hotter sister.