This picture of Jessica Simpson made me laugh

I saw this and really felt that I owed it to you, the people, to post it. Now, I know that Jessica's girls are "all real", but they really do look all plastic-ey in this photo. Feel free to caption!
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Lindsay Lohan enters rehab!

Full story here.

...and Rosie O'Donnell is leaving the View!

Close-up of Paris Hilton's missing tooth

Mmm... gummy.

Gwen Stefani, pre-photoshop

This was one of the promo photos for her new album, before it was touched up, and here's another photo of her, post photoshop. Wow.