Friday, December 08, 2006

Gossip Links

Lindsay Lohan tried to slit her wrists with a butter knife; does not succeed, because it's a fucking butter knife. (CITY RAG)

Going to LA this weekend? Head on over to Tori Spelling's garage sale & buy some 90210 trinkets. (HOLLYWOOD RAG)

...and, for the hell of it, here is Britney Spears presenting an award at some recent awards show. With her nipple hanging out. Happy weekend!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

For the curious...

Here is a copy of the entire crazy e-mail that Lindsay Lohan sent out. It is ridiculously wonderful and typo-ridden. Ah, good times. Enjoy!

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.

I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time.

Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Beyonce is an extra from Star Trek

Ew. Somebody's wig is glued on a little too tight. Such a pity.

Gossip Links

Lindsay Lohan has finally gone insane and thinks that Al Gore is going to help her with her problems. (PAGE SIX)

CariDee won America's Next Top Model! No one cares. (CW)

Britney Spears now owns underwear. (BRITNEY SPEARS)

Perez Hilton goes on Stern, says some things... (ICYDK)

Is Beyonce lying about her age? (MEDIA TAKE-OUT)

Scary Spice out of town when Eddie Murphy throws her under the bus, and finds out via the media she was dumped. Pretty sucky of him. (THE SUN)

Lindsay Lohan spits food out in public; acts like bitch. (NATIONAL ENQUIRER)

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Boy oh boy

The day is here... Screech's porn is up and ready for watching. Now, to be honest, I haven't seen it... I don't have the media player it requires and I'm afraid that all get all kinds of porny viruses if I download it. So, if you are brave, you can check it out here. Best of luck. I hear it's the most horrible thing ever.

Caption This!


Tuesday, December 05, 2006

J-Lo's pants are about 8 sizes too small

..and for the love of god, what is that thing in her ass? I'm not meaning to be crude, but it looks like something is protruding and I'm not sure what it is... hmm.

This made me laugh

Well, not the whole "drunk driving" thing, but the picture.

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