Britney is a freak. And not sexy at all.

ew. ew. wrong.

Disappointed that we can't have Alice Cooper on tomorrow?

Well, let him know! Our friend Seumas put together this online petition to let Mr. Cooper know just how upset the Rick Emerson audience is that he canceled on us at the last minute. Let your voice be heard! Or your name be written. Whatever.

Whatever happened to Brendan Frasier?

Oh, here he is! Um, yeah. The hand of time comes for us all, my friends... and his head is ENORMOUS. That is all.
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Lindsay Lohan and her wonkey eye

What is the deal with Lindsay Lohan? She is totally looking like shit lately; every time she's photographed she looks as hungover as Scotty-J on a Friday morning, and the hair color just isn't working for her. I posted these pictures because there is something seriously wrong with her right eye, especially in the second pic. Hmm. Get some sleep, cracky.
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