Thursday, September 07, 2006

...and John Travolta continues to be bizarre...

Good god, this is just scary. So, this is a picture of John Travolta - really - on the set of the musical Hairspray. I don't even know what to write. It just looks so awful and confusing and bad while at the same time appropriate. I had no idea he was even in a musical, let alone starring as an obese woman in a nightgown. I'm assuming he's playing the mother, although I really have no information about this production - nor do I desire to have any. This picture is going to haunt me for days.

Paris Hilton: Arrested for DUI. boo ya.

From TMZ:

Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence.

TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her. They believed she exhibited signs of intoxication. We're told they administered a field sobriety test, and Paris blew a .08. In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI.

Paris was arrested and taken to the LAPD Hollywood division, where she was booked. The officers who stopped the car did not know it was Paris Hilton until they approached the vehicle on foot. Police sources say she was cooperative. Paris had a passenger in the car -- Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart's daughter.

Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend, "Entourage" star Kevin Connolly and her publicist Elliot Mintz arrived at the Hollywood police station just before 2 AM PST. A short time later, Paris was released on her own recognizance and allowed to leave (Note: The law enforcement booking document says she posted bail. That is incorrect. She did not).

Cops took a booking photo, which an LAPD spokesperson says will not be released. An LAPD source would not confirm if Paris glammed it up for the camera, but revealed "It doesn't look like Nick Nolte."

Mintz told TMZ that Paris had attended a charity event earlier in the evening. He said she had a single drink -- a margarita -- the entire evening and shortly thereafter she was stopped. She was asked to take a breathalyzer test when she was stopped and cooperated. She took a second test at the station. For the record, TMZ is told Paris is 5'9" and weighs 110 lbs.

TMZ spoke with Paris as she was driving home from jail, stopping for Parliament Lights cigarettes en route. She says she "regrets it occurred," and adds that she has been up for 24 hours, having shot a music video all day. (TMZ had exclusive access to the music video set and our video will be posted in a few hours.) Paris says she had nothing to eat and no rest the entire day.

TMZ spoke with Lt. Russ Wong, the watch commander on duty at the Hollywood station. He tells TMZ Paris received no special treatment, however he acknowledges he did not hold her at the station for the standard minimum of three hours. Lt. Wong says he released her after an hour and a half because a gaggle of paparazzi appeared at the station and posed a significant traffic hazard which he needed to abate. Lt. Wong says it's SOP to release a first-time DUI suspect without bail if a responsible party is there to drive them home -- Elliot Mintz was that party.

Driving under the influence is a misdemeanor. If convicted, the defendant will not be jailed, will be given three months' probation, and will be ordered to enter an alcohol program and will have his or her license restricted for 90 days.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Jessica Simpson : 80s hooker.

Dude. When they fall, they fall hard, and Jessica Simpson is looking a little worse for wear. Wow. I know that I have moments where I'm looking less than stellar, but this takes the prize - she looks like a drunk prostitute.

Suri Cruise. Eh.

I can't believe I've been waiting for this. Is it just me, or does the baby look slightly asian?

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

What goes around, comes around... you may remember from last week, Paris Hilton was as happy as can be when she was escorted right into a popular nightclub as Tara Reid was denied and had to wait outside with the common folk. Alas, times have changed, and here is little miss Hilton waiting outside as she, herself, is REJECTED from entrance into a club (in case you care, it's Bungalow 8).

Oh, her sweet sweet tears warm the cockles of my heart. I guess you can't get everything you want.