I know she's the First Lady of Soul...

...but come on. Messed up is messed up, and she needs to tuck those babies in. Good god - I have nothing to say.

Wrong wrong.

wrong wrong wrong wrong. From the makers of "the Britney-birthing statue" and "the naked chest of Hillary Rodham-Clinton" I give you Suri Cruise's first poop. What is wrong with this world?

What people have suspected for years.

Since his Saturday Night Fever days, rumors of John Travolta's alleged homosexuality have run rampant. Now, here he his, bidding farewell to an "unidentified male companion". Hmm. Can't wait to hear the PR people's explanation for this.

Holy shit.

This is the worst/best thing ever. Behold: Tara Reid being denied entrance to a club right before Paris Hilton walks right in, no problem. Ouch.