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Thursday, August 31, 2006
Wrong wrong.
wrong wrong wrong wrong. From the makers of "the Britney-birthing statue" and "the naked chest of Hillary Rodham-Clinton" I give you Suri Cruise's first poop. What is wrong with this world?
I am calling BS: Surri is younger than my twins and they have yet to .... eject.... anything with substance; let alone a gian turd. Unless Surri has skipped the whole breastfeeding/formula and baby cereal phase and has gone straight to steak and mashed potatos, that turd is a fake.
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IT DESOLVES QUICLY IN COFFEE!
That's a fairly sizeable turd for such a tiny baby...
Obviously she's yet to taste corn.
It's like MI:2 but less fiber.
"And it was written that the child begot by Cruise would crap gold."
This does not resemble a human baby's first poop in any way. I guess this means there must be something to that Scientology alien crap after all.
I hear that baby Suri is a baaaad mother... *shut your mouth*
But I'm talkin' 'bout Suri
*Then we can dig it*
Morty
Jeezuz, the baby's shit a swan!
I am calling BS: Surri is younger than my twins and they have yet to .... eject.... anything with substance; let alone a gian turd. Unless Surri has skipped the whole breastfeeding/formula and baby cereal phase and has gone straight to steak and mashed potatos, that turd is a fake.
My God...what the hell are they feeding her? Broccoli? Alfalfa?
Did they put a cork up in her and wait or something? I mean, Geeeeeze!
That ain't right, people.
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