And just because....

Michael Jackson in drag. Note the 3-inch heels... he's one sassy bitch.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan for the new T-Mobile Sidekick party, looking a little bit worse for wear. I used to be envious of this girl; now, she's just looking like a big old mess. I don't know what is worse, the crack-whore uneven black eyemakeup or the shiny t00-pale lips and the cracked out look. Okay, I know I'm just repeating myself because I have posted many, MANY pictures of Lindsay looking a bit, um, strung-out, but this is the most recent one and I felt I owed to you all. How long till rehab, do you think? I'm giving it about 2 months...


EDIT: And I just found this other photo of her from the same night... with her ass hanging out. Looks like she might have some extra skin "down there" like Paris Hilton.