Friday, November 10, 2006

Lindsay Lohan thinks Paris Hilton is a c*nt.

I don't have a problem writing out the whole word, but after seeing it written out on on the screen it just looked ugly... so I added a happy little asterisk and all is right with the world. Gotta love the drunken rantings of a coked-out Lindsay Lohan.


Thursday, November 09, 2006

Nicole Richie IS Jerri Blank

Boo ya.

In case you don't know where Jerri Blank is from, she's a character played by Amy Sedaris on Strangers with Candy.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

I know the past couple of days have been a little Britney-heavy...

...but what can you do? This is her week to be in the news, and frankly there isn't much else happening in bad celeb pictures. So, this is the picture that asks the question: does Britney have implants? I think the answer to that would be yes, my friends, giant, lopsided ones.

What do you think: full of milk, or full of silicone? :)

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Holy shit, Britney Spears files for divorce!!

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.


Faith Hill is a sore loser.

Gold. Pure gold. Her publicist has released a statement saying that Faith Hill was "obviously joking". I don't fucking think so. Genius!

Britney Spears #1

Britney on Letterman last night...

Britney Spears #2

...and another picture of her out and about... she's looking better, even though she is wearing way too much make-up and Sharon Stone's hair style circa 1994. Ah, looks like she's on the road to recovery.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Oh, and since it's a slow gossip day... is a link to My Chemical Romance's website that you can listen to their latest album "The Black Parade" on. I've been babbling about this to my friends, Rick can't stop talking about it, so if you want to hear what we've been jabbering on and on about check it out.

New Meat Loaf song.

I know that not everyone admires Meat Loaf, but I am a huge fan of his & Jim Steinman's, and I have loved this song for years (even though it was performed by the highly unlikeable Celine Dion previously). I have always loved his crazy gothic-themed videos, and this one is no exception... hope you like it, because in this day and age of videos that only feature have half-naked chicks gyrating and guys driving around in ridiculously over-priced cars it's nice to see a music video with a plot line. I write way too many run-on sentences.