Friday, November 17, 2006

Kevin Federline getting text message from Britney Spears about the divorce (by request)

Lindsay Lohan: cutter?

Well, that's kind of sucky. Her publicist says that she "fell in some bushes". Sure. She's been wearing either a bandage or a thick bracelet on that arm for months... looks like we know why now.


Thursday, November 16, 2006

Tom Cruise, Suri, Katie Holmes and Chris Klein (a.k.a. "the real father")

I mean, come on. Tom Cruise is trying to pass this off as his kid? Yeah, I'm not thinking so. Pictured below Tom & Suri is Chris Klein, Katie Holmes ex-boyfriend that she broke up with mere days before she started seeing Tom Cruise and became, ahem, pregnant. Suri's resemblance to Chris, at least to me, is uncanny. That is totally his kid. As a sidenote, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen today at City Hall in Rome filling out paperwork, meaning that they are probably married already - I'm kind of disappointed that she didn't escape. Oh well. Guess now we'll just have to stay tuned for the divorce.

My Chemical Romance: Welcome to the Black Parade

...I'm a big fan of the album, but I'm not 100% about the video. I think it's pretty, but the concept kind of becomes lost to me - I'm digging the marching band suits that look like ribcages, though. Comments?

Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka Cat Lady) that Rick is obsessed with:

Where has Star Jones been hiding?

Oh, there she is! I think she dropped her foundation when she was attempting to put it on her face, because it is ALL over her freak chest. Remember awhile back when she got the girls enlarged & lifted? I think she's trying to cover the scars (because she has them aplenty) and not doing a good job. Honey, if you're going to use the right color of make-up for your face, maybe you should try and use it for the rest of your body as well - might match up better. Ick.

EDIT: oh happy day... I found more Star Jones pictures. Enjoy!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Joshua Jackson and his girlfriend Diane Kruger at the Chicago musical after-party last night.
Ah, memories.

What do you guys think of his lady?

A message for Britney Spears...

...left on the shower door of his dressing room from none other than Kevin Federline. He left this after he played his show full of ticket-holders that were there because a) the tickets were free or b) they wanted to catch a glimpse of Britney. This has been compared to his actual signature by many, and it's an exact match. What a moron, eh? Maybe he would have a stronger case to get custody of his two kids with Britney if he gave a shit about the first two he had with Shar Jackson. Yeah, that's right, Kevin, you already have other kids you should care about - you should have just written the truth: "Fuck a wife, give me money bitch!". Somebody should put this jack-ass out of his misery.


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Vampire Kirsten Dunst

THIS WOMAN HAS SLEPT WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL. And I have not. Cruel, cruel world.

ew ew ew. ew ew.

WRONG! I am so grossed out by this but I've gotta post it. Here are the latest pics of Michael Jackson, with his scraped up nose and brown fingernails. After much speculation on the internet about why his nails would be said color, a blogger noted that sometimes chemotherapy makes your nails turn brown. Does Michael Jackson have cancer, or does he just not wear gloves when he dyes his hair? Inquiring minds want to know...


Monday, November 13, 2006

Britney Spears infuriates me.

This is what is bothering me: this, right now is Britney Spears time to shine and win back the people and re-establish herself as hot in the public eye, and she's FUCKING BLOWING IT. Britney! Take off the goddamn santa hat! And why, dear sweet god why, are you wearing white sunglasses at night? And the sweater. I don't even know where to begin with the sweater. Too tight? Yes. Too short? You bet. Too see-through? Yup. Left boob hanging over the top of your bra so you can see it through your see-through sweater? Done and done.

I am a pro-Britney girl, I want her to take all of her money and leave douchebag Kevin with nothing. It is, however, a lot harder to support her on the issue when she steps out in public looking like a holiday stripper just getting off stage. Grr. Get a stylist, and for the love of god, please don't wear anymore kooky hats in public.


Tara Reid - post makeover

Wow. Tara is looking SOOO much better than I've ever seen her... well, I thought she was pretty when she filmed Josie & the Pussycats (one of my favorite movies ever) but this is a fabulous look for her as well. Good job, Tara!

Lindsay Lohan looks beat.

I know, I know, we all know that she's on a downward spiral, but I just can't help it... when she's walking around like a breast-implanted blind homeless person with no fashion sense I've got to deliver the picture to the people. Boy oh boy.