Jeff Goldblum is still a sexy motherfucker.

Him at some awards show last night. He is rumored to be one of the possible fathers of Nicole Ritchie's unconfirmed baby. Although the thought of him deeming her good enough to stick his penis in disgusts me, I still find him oh so dreamy.
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Oh, the glamour of celebrity.

Behold: Britney Spears frolicking in the sun with her ass hanging out. I heart her.
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bad. bad bad.

She looks like a bad drag-queen impersonation of herself... what the hell is going on here?? First of all, if you have weird stomach welts, I'd recommend not going out in some sort of icky belly shirt. Also, you might want to switch up the colors of your lipstick and eyeshadow... they don't need to be exactly the same shade. I can't even write anymore because it's just wrong.
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