Thursday, February 08, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

This made me laugh out loud

They do look strikingly similar. Ah, the folks at flynetonline crack my shit up.

EDIT: this is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

Um, I don't even know how to caption this

Do you see the random female hands that are untwisting her thong underwear? This girl is the definition of the word mess - good lord, she needs to get her shit together. Anytime you need to have someone who is in charge of making sure your ass isn't hanging out while you are in a club, sucking away on a lollipop with your hair greasy and clumped together, you know your career's going down the tubes. Ick.

Dita Von Teese (Marilyn Manson's ex-wife)

It might be hard to see what is strange about this picture, but if you take a look at her waist, you might notice how goddamn small it is. This girl has a 16-INCH waist. It's almost hypnotic. How does she breathe? Does she actually have ribs? The whole thing just flusters me.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

For Rick

...a screencap of Lionel Ritchie's clay head from the video for "Hello". Told you, you bastard!

I know she's knocked up...

...but this is an AWESOME picture of Tori Spelling. I know you can probably blame it on the angle of the camera, but sister has completely lost her neck, and her face is merging with her shoulders. Genius! Donna Martin Graduates! I need more coffee.

One more of Jessica Simpson!

Eh, I said everything I needed to yesterday. Still terrible.

Monday, February 05, 2007

I heart Drew Barrymore

This shit is hilarious

What the hell?

Jessica Simpson just looks WRONG here... I didn't think it was possible to look so orange and dirty but yet, here she is. I know it's been said before, but she looks like a drag queen, and not in a good way... The picture on the right makes her actively look like she is in blackface.