It's your lucky day, boys...

...look who's kissing an "unidentified female (girl)friend" goodbye. Jessica Biel might like the ladies! I've heard (well, read, in the tabloids, because I'm a nerd) about her drunken nights of kissing girlfriends "as a joke", but hmmm... the nightclub seems to be missing, as does the alcohol, as does any other excuse there would be to be kissing a girl in the middle of the day. BTW, doesn't the other girl look kind of like Alyssa Milano?

Kate Bosworth IS the old lady from There's Something About Mary

No words. No girl's chest should look like that... especially when she's coined to be a "hot, up-and-coming actress". She played Lois Lane, for God sakes! That girl needs to eat, buy a bra, and stop STOP wearing low-cut shirts that show her chicken breasts. See, ladies; this is what happens when you starve yourself and tan constantly... yum.

ew.

Now, to be fair, these pictures could have been taken in a different sequence, and re-posted together to make it seem like Brooke Shields is doing something pretty disgusting... eh, probably not. Enjoy!