Dina Lohan is an outstanding mother.

These pictures show what I've assumed to be true the entire time: that Lindsay Lohan is a fine, upstanding young lady with a great role model for a mother... I can't even count the times that my mom & I hung out in hotel rooms looking totally strung out, drinking bottles of Jack Daniels, sorting through designer handbags, and photographing eachother - sometimes topless when we've had a little too much whiskey - oh, we are crazy girls.

Thanks to the person who leaked these onto the internet so we can see exactly what the life of a glamorous Hollywood starlet is like - living in dirty, clothes-filled hotel rooms, partying with your MOM, taking pictures in your underwear
while flipping off the camera, and playing dress-up. Wow. Exciting stuff.

Enjoy this look into the private life of Lindsay Lohan!
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Cher patiently waits for her new face to be put on.

She looks like Edward Scissorhands when Dianne Wiest's character is trying to fix up the cuts on his face with all of the Avon goop. How could you not love this crazy woman?

STAR Magazine does my work for me.

Good god, man. I can't believe that she is still sticking to the "I'm not anorexic" story... I would say that would probably be the story she should run with since she is looking like an emaciated crack whore. She's gotta be doing something, and if she's being accused of "not eating" that is a hell of a lot better than other methods she could be using to look like a stick woman - a.k.a. "the heroin". She should just pick a story and go with it, because the way she looks is not normal or healthy. Ugh, and the saggy skin hanging from her bones around her waist is awful, not to mention the sunken chest and unnattractive face. Hmm.

Raddest purse EVER.

Thank you so much to Catherine & Ali, owners of Good Karma in Vancouver, WA for creating one of the most kick-ass handbags I've ever seen. This is what was awaiting me on my chair in our tiny radio studio this morning; I am very appreciative.

Anyway, hope to see you all at Dante's tonight where I'll flaunt it relentlessly and become the envy of every female Storm Large fan in the place... I even think that guys would sport this since it has not one, but TWO pictures of her fabulous face on it. See you tonight!

(here's a contact if you'd like more info about Good Karma)

Lindsay Lohan has a huge swollen armpit.

Oh wait.... I'm sorry... I guess that is her enormous fake breast from the side. Come on you disbelievers, it's just not possible that she got implants. Sure, she weighs 100 lbs. and when you lose your body fat your breasts usually deflate along with the rest of your body, but I find it hard to believe that she is walking around with giant plastic bags full of silicone attached to the front of her. Sure.

**EDIT** Here's a close-up for all of you who requested it.

I feel dirty.