Michael Jackson with his children.

Fucked up.
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Madonna really needs to put down the weights.

Damn... her arms are just freaky-looking. If she didn't have the boobs in the front and you don't look at her face, she totally looks like a muscley dude. I know that she's all in shape and constantly working out, but that just looks wrong... almost as if her head is pasted on someone else's body.
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Guess who?

It's Sharon Stone, rocking a really unflattering hair color. I barely recognized her.

weird.

Little Stephanie Tanner (from Full House) is all grown up and has enormous boobs. Last I heard of her she was battling a meth addiction, but now she's got her act cleaned up and her lingerie on in public.
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Paris Hilton on Larry King. Lame.

Bland, uninteresting, non-controversial, pandering, bullshit. I'm glad that I spent last night watching the first season of Lost and not this crap.

EDIT:
...here's a clip of a show on MSNBC that refused to make their lead story about Paris Hilton. Brilliant.

Thanks, Squid!

More boobs.

Britney Spears looks like a sumo wrestler. Here she is changing in some store without closing the dressing room door. Damn, this girl just screams class. This is my last boob post today, I'm starting to get grossed out. Ugh.
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What the hell is going on here?

This is some famous chick from the UK with really icky boobs.
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Ew.

This is Quentin Tarantino sucking on some random chicks foot in a restaurant in Hollywood. So wrong.
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she's out!

And pasty! Rick thinks she's hot, but I think she looks kind of man-ish, I'm almost seeing an adam's apple there...