Perez Hilton is down!

Is it the beginning of the end????

(Perez Hilton)

...I know a lot of people don't care, but this is huge
It's HUUUUGE!

Yes, I am lame.

EDIT: And now it's back up. Dammit. It was fun while it lasted.

Gossip Links

Lindsay Lohan's mother can't keep her fucking mouth shut (TMZ)

Britney Spears is doing it on purpose. (FOX)

...and she continues to wear pants (X17)

Pink pulls a Britney... but is actually wearing underwear (TMZ)

Tom Cruise is releasing an album. Good lord. (E CANADA)

Will Ferrell thinks Lindsay Lohan is a freak. (NY POST)

I think Courtney Love is rad. (LIFE & STYLE)

Nicole Richie is a dumb whore (CELEBRITIES)

K Fed is going to have a reality show (US)

Have a great weekend!

Teri Hatcher is hideous

Here is where I'd usually write something bitchy, but my brain isn't quite working today so I'm just going to let the picture speak for itself. I think it's saying "I'm a saggy stick woman and I used to have a penis".

Crazy eyes

That is all.

Paris Hilton has shiny plastic breasts.

And a creepy troll doll attached to her arm, with a purse that's bigger than her whole body. Ugh. Paris Hilton actually looks like a barbie doll.

Perez Hilton

...Okay, this just came out: Perez Hilton has finally stolen (and made a ton of money off of) enough pictures from other blogs, and x17 Online is suing his ass - for over 7.5 million dollars. Now, you know that my blog consists of pictures and info that I get from other blogs, but the difference between Perez and other bloggers is that we credit the other blogs for pictures (the source thing at the bottom of each blog); he does not. He's been making a shit ton of money off of taking photos from paparazzi websites like X17, and now they are trying to take some of it back. Good luck! (FADED YOUTH)

Britney looks kind of good...

...minus the greaseball following her (for those who don't know who the guy is, he's the infamous fire-crotch-yelling Brandon Davis, heir to an oil fortune and the douchiest of the douches). Oh, and the buttons screaming on the front of her horrible tacky shirt as it strains to hold in her womanly buldges. And her new wig from 1974. And the fake eyelashes. And the dalmation print on her shirt. Okay, maybe not so good.

Gossip Links

Lindsay Lohan has started going to AA (NYPOST)

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler (the chick who tried to kick Paris Hilton's ass for making out with Travis - aka my hero) getting back together? Hmm. (TMZ)

Paris teaches Britney how to strip. Okay. (THE SUN)

...Oh, and Britney Spears is also bisexual (THE SUN)

Anna Nicole Smith is exported (TMZ)

GQ hosted a party, here are some pics... yes, free booze, Lindsay Lohan was there (MOLLYGOOD)

Britney Spears goes out in pants. No one cares. (I'M NOT OBSESSED)

Her heart is in the right place, but Lindsay Lohan is retarded. And can't spell. And is retarded. (THE INDEPENDENT)

...and, apparently, a coked-out whore (X17 ONLINE)

No words. (D-LISTED)

Not a Britney post!

...well, I guess it kind of is since it involves Britney's new boyfriend Paris, out on the town for the first time in days without her. Here is Paris Hilton, looking like shit. Here is Nicole Richie with her new breast implants. That is all.

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And now...day 3.

Britney last night.

Sans panties.

A
-fucking
-gain.

I am, honestly, too furious to type... lame, but true. Grr.
An uncensored pic of her here (not a close up - thank god).

...and a close-up. Is it her private area or peachish panties? I really can't tell. Hmm. Please discuss.

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Caption Winner!

" aaaaaa! for christsake put on panties already! Oh, wait, my mistake, that's her mouth this time." -anonymous


Congratulations if this is you, but since you wrote the caption for a contest and chose to remain anonymous, I have no idea how to reward you. So, um, thanks for entering, you win, you are funny, but please, leave a name next time so I can give you your reward? I know it's not the coolest thing to win, but I was going to enjoy analyzing somebody's sworn enemy. Well, there's always next time. Thanks to all for your humorous comments.

Booooo-rrrring.

I think that somebody is desperate for attention, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. How lame... going to a store and buying gold handcuffs just to show them off to the waiting paparazzi, shamefully trying to detract attention from the new BFF's Britney and Paris.
So sad.

Caption this!

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Okay, so since I'm without a lot of money, I don't have much to offer contest-wise, so here's what I came up with: if you come up with the best caption, I'll let you know, and you can send me a picture of yourself, or, even better, a picture of someone you don't like, and I'll put it on my blog, along with some scathing commentary for all to enjoy, sandwiched between all of the other celebrity pictures. What fun! See, everyone wins! Not really.

If you're listening to the show, you'll know why I'm posting this

good fucking god.

Okay, sorry, I know my language isn't safe for work, but jesus fucking christ - what is Britney Spears doing?? These pictures are too vulgar for even ME to post, and that's saying something.

So, last night Britney decided to go out -again- with Paris Hilton, and ONCE AGAIN SANS PANTIES! Why, Britney? That is so gross and wrong and saggy and gross and wrong! Keep your naughty bits tucked away! I don't want to see your vag, let alone your c-section scar (yes, the pictures show her from belly-button to ass - sick). So, since I don't want to post these, I'll direct you to the fine fellows at What Would Tyler Durden Do? who have them up for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Throw up!

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EDIT: Here is a safe-for-work picture of Britney's ass from a couple of nights ago when she was out with Paris Hilton. Why, Britney, Why?