Friday, October 05, 2007

Jennifer Lopez still won't confirm that she's knocked-up.

Yeah. She's hiding it well. (sweet lord, I need something to post besides impregnated popstars)

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

I'm not going to post the picture...

but I will provide the link if you'd like to look out of morbid curiousity.

This is a picture, purportedly, of Anna Nicole Smith after she choked to death on her own vomit. I should warn you, it's really icky and you might not want to see it... it is, after all, a dead, topless, vomit-covered, propped-up Anna Nicole Smith in high resolution.

If you still want to see it, here's the link. Really think about it though.


Good lord.

I think I'm going to buy this issue.

I thought this was funny-ish

Somebody measured her height in the enormous lattes that she and her sister consume day-in and day-out. Good lord, she's a tiny thing! She's only 8 lattes tall. Maybe this isn't as funny as I thought. Eh.

Courtney Love is a beardo

Beardo is one of my favorite words EVER - the splicing of two words to make one super word that rhymes with one of the original words makes me happy. And Courtney Love has lots o' facial hair. That is all.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Britney Spears hands her kids over to Kevin Federline. Holy shit.

Here she is at Carl's Jr. minutes before she handed over her kids to K-Fed. Man, I hope that she's on suicide watch - this isn't shaping up well.

This picture is kind of hilarious.

It's little stumpy J-Lo!