Lindsay Lohan tried to slit her wrists with a butter knife; does not succeed, because it's a fucking butter knife. (CITY RAG)
Going to LA this weekend? Head on over to Tori Spelling's garage sale & buy some 90210 trinkets. (HOLLYWOOD RAG)
...and, for the hell of it, here is Britney Spears presenting an award at some recent awards show. With her nipple hanging out. Happy weekend!