GROSS.

It's a hairy Brit pit. Ick. Why is she in public with her top undone flashing her unshaved pits to the paparazzi? Wrong. I know that I use the term 'wrong' almost every time I mention Britney Spears, but come on - there really is no other word for it.

Jeff Goldblum is still a sexy motherfucker.

Him at some awards show last night. He is rumored to be one of the possible fathers of Nicole Ritchie's unconfirmed baby. Although the thought of him deeming her good enough to stick his penis in disgusts me, I still find him oh so dreamy.
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Oh, the glamour of celebrity.

Behold: Britney Spears frolicking in the sun with her ass hanging out. I heart her.
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bad. bad bad.

She looks like a bad drag-queen impersonation of herself... what the hell is going on here?? First of all, if you have weird stomach welts, I'd recommend not going out in some sort of icky belly shirt. Also, you might want to switch up the colors of your lipstick and eyeshadow... they don't need to be exactly the same shade. I can't even write anymore because it's just wrong.
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For some reason this bums me out.

Oh, that reason is that the movie looks shitty and Jason Lee's face is on it. Why, Jason, why? You are a talented fellow, and you are doing this?? You break my heart, Jason Lee.

Courtney Love's freaky new face.

Happy 4th!

Britney Spears apologizes. Oh, and is insane.

It made me laugh out loud - I hope it does the same for you. Somebody's taking her crazy pills.

Need your help...

Hey you guys,

Sorry about the personal post but I have a question... do any of you know a place where I could find some cheap plexi-glass, or perhaps you might have some lying around the house that you might be will to donate to a good cause? It's soapbox derby season again and we're trying to get our car built, but we have a limited budget we can work with and plexi-glass can run pretty pricy. The rules for the soapbox derby stipulate, however, that we can take an endless amount of donations from parties willing to help us out, but we can only purchase so much for use on the car. If anyone could help out I'd appreciate it. Please feel free to email me at sarahxdylan@gmail.com. Thanks!

What we won't be seeing at any 7-11s in Portland :(

Bummer, eh? This is so cool and I thought we were supposed to have this happen in good old PDX... now it's just going to be in Seattle. Bah. If anyone ends up going to one send me the pics and I'll put them up on my blog.

Michael Jackson with his children.

Fucked up.
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Madonna really needs to put down the weights.

Damn... her arms are just freaky-looking. If she didn't have the boobs in the front and you don't look at her face, she totally looks like a muscley dude. I know that she's all in shape and constantly working out, but that just looks wrong... almost as if her head is pasted on someone else's body.
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Guess who?

It's Sharon Stone, rocking a really unflattering hair color. I barely recognized her.

weird.

Little Stephanie Tanner (from Full House) is all grown up and has enormous boobs. Last I heard of her she was battling a meth addiction, but now she's got her act cleaned up and her lingerie on in public.
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Paris Hilton on Larry King. Lame.

Bland, uninteresting, non-controversial, pandering, bullshit. I'm glad that I spent last night watching the first season of Lost and not this crap.

EDIT:
...here's a clip of a show on MSNBC that refused to make their lead story about Paris Hilton. Brilliant.

Thanks, Squid!

More boobs.

Britney Spears looks like a sumo wrestler. Here she is changing in some store without closing the dressing room door. Damn, this girl just screams class. This is my last boob post today, I'm starting to get grossed out. Ugh.
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What the hell is going on here?

This is some famous chick from the UK with really icky boobs.
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Ew.

This is Quentin Tarantino sucking on some random chicks foot in a restaurant in Hollywood. So wrong.
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she's out!

And pasty! Rick thinks she's hot, but I think she looks kind of man-ish, I'm almost seeing an adam's apple there...

This is just uncanny.

It kind of unnerved me so I thought I'd share with you all. Bizarre.

Does Britney have a black eye?

It kinda looks like that... or maybe it's a make-up smear, she's never been much for personal appearance. Either way, she's not looking so hot, and her extensions are starting to look like dreadlocks.
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