Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton ordered back to jail.

tmz reports:

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Sweet mother of god.




x17online reports:

The verdict is in - and it's not good for Paris! We've just learned that the troubled heiress was ordered back to jail by Judge Sauer to serve the entirity of her 45-day sentence, prompting Paris to reportedly scream "IT'S NOT RIGHT!" and start crying for her mother!

As you read this, she's being escorted back to Lynwood

picture of her heading to the courthouse, right before being handcuffed:


Seumas said...

Not only is she ordered back to jail, but she's ordered back for the FULL 45 DAYS!

Did you see the photos of her in the police car, face toward the window bawling like a two year old?

Seriously. I'm a bitter, angry, petty, little person and I have no problem saying that I hope that duck-faced twat gets anally violated by a gang full of butch women, face down in the cell-toilet.

Either that or I hope that someone slips her a belt when she's particularly depressed about doing time.

The show needs to send this judge a gift basket for doin' what needed doin'.

P33KAJ3W said...

Thank the lord - BTW do you have the pic of the St. Helens paper from today? I want to see the headline...

Lish said...

Normally, I do not give two shits about Paris Hilton, but this.... this makes me smile.

Shovelhead said...

"Mom, Mom, Mom".

If you tried to write a funnier reaction and outburst from PaHi, there is no way.

I'm just exhausted from the down, then up, then laugh my effing ass off in the past 24 hours.

If laughter is the best medicine - the America just got a dose that will last for a long time!