Someone should organize a world-wide "put Paris in a coma" day. Religious guys put together world-peace days where everyone of every religion focuses their energy on peaceful prayer to change the world... imagine if we harnessed the power of a couple billion souls all focusing their mental energy on putting Paris in a coma!
Also, for a billionairess, why can't she get a real tan instead of that fake "tan in a bottle" shit?
Oldest trick in the book; professional body builders do it before taking the stage. Spray your skin with Armor All. Maybe she did this so the mimbo she screws next will just sort of slide off when he's done.
And a creepy troll doll attached to her arm, with a purse that's bigger than her whole body. Ugh. Paris Hilton actually looks like a barbie doll.
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Someone should organize a world-wide "put Paris in a coma" day. Religious guys put together world-peace days where everyone of every religion focuses their energy on peaceful prayer to change the world... imagine if we harnessed the power of a couple billion souls all focusing their mental energy on putting Paris in a coma!
Also, for a billionairess, why can't she get a real tan instead of that fake "tan in a bottle" shit?
Too bad paris doesn't have the anatomy of a Barbie doll :) Then we wouldn't have to fear any future span from her.
SPAWN...Dammit! :)
Oldest trick in the book; professional body builders do it before taking the stage. Spray your skin with Armor All. Maybe she did this so the mimbo she screws next will just sort of slide off when he's done.
To quote Frank Zappa, "Plastic people, oh baby now you're such a drag!"
Forget the real tan. . . too bad she can't find a decent outfit. Everything she wears looks like it came out of her trunk after a week long road trip.
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