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Okay, so since I'm without a lot of money, I don't have much to offer contest-wise, so here's what I came up with: if you come up with the best caption, I'll let you know, and you can send me a picture of yourself, or, even better, a picture of someone you don't like, and I'll put it on my blog, along with some scathing commentary for all to enjoy, sandwiched between all of the other celebrity pictures. What fun! See, everyone wins! Not really.
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I'M JERRI BLANK I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
that is fantastic.
"Look, Ma, no hands!"
My dentist loves me.
Uhhh....is Brit getting a case of the hairy tongue? I know she was drinking red wine..but GROSS!!!
"That white glob? It's not gum. It's the last little bit of dignity and self-respect I'm chewing up."
Wonder if I swallow boys? Now you know the answer!
Is this a random photo or are am I supposed to know who that photo is of?
HEY K!!, As you can see I've moved onto black guys!!!
This is what y'all call the Louisiana top 'n bottom equalizer.
Look ma, fallopian tubes!
"OMG, I just realized I didn't put any underware on again!"
I forgot my PAAAANNTS.....again!
Hey Paris, I can horsegag!
I once sucked a dick "this big"
I kiss my mom with this mouth!!
Though my mouthwash consists of..
2 shots vodka
1 gallon of drano
3 prayers of dignity
and with a jigger of reproductive grade A napalm.
Hey Mom, this is the face I give while jumping from the Paramount hotel.
Or maybe I don't, and the press said this didn't happen.
aaaaaa! for christsake put on panties already! Oh, wait, my mistake thats her mouth this time.
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