Monday, July 31, 2006

Katie Holmes and her fake shelf stomach.

Look how cute she is still pretending to be pregnant. Rumor has it that she was: a) actually impregnated by ex-fiance Chris Klienb) Tom Cruise is fully aware of this fact and said that he would help raise the baby if she would play wifey to himc) she's already had the baby a few weeks ago, but is now wearing a fake stomach to postpone the "pregnancy" to coincide with the release of Tom Cruise's shitty movie and to also make it seem that he actually impregnated her when, in fact, they weren't even together nine months ago.d) Tom Cruise is gay gaygay gay gaye) I am past the point of caring about this. ***okay, not really***

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