Monday, July 31, 2006

Diana Ross has kiwi's for eyes.

Ah, Diana, like Fergie, is a gift that just keeps on giving. When she's not being arrested for drug abuse or being drunk and disorderly, she likes to spend her time resting on the beach looking mighty insane. This is what Diana does between those bouts with the law - she lays on the beach in her nightgown and scares small children with her cucumber kiwi eyes. She is a mean, mean woman.

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