You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
Harvey Levin (TMZ) has actually been on television non-stop all morning giving commentary to compliment the crazy video footage.It was originally suspected that she was intentionally delaying her trip to the courthouse or spending a lot of time carelessly working on her makeup and wardrobe, but it later turned out (as you can see from her shitty appearance in that photo - which is clearly intended to gain sympathy by looking sick and tired and disheveled) - that the sheriff actually refused to send cops to pick her up as per the judge's order.Eventually the sheriff apparently caved in and went to pick her up.
There is a GOD!
Just don't know where to start. I feel like Lindsay Lohan in a cocaine store! Utter joy and elation beyond mere words. And - the amyl nitrate of the party is - she may now have to do the full 45-day stretch. I like you again, Jesus.
"Oh! Let me taste yor tears Paris. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh the tears of insatiable sadness. Yummy! Yummy!"
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