Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton handcuffed, thrown in the back of a police cruiser, and taken to court!

And looks like shit in sweatpants and dirty hair! I'm a bad person!

Keep checking this website, it RULES for celebrity gossip & updates constantly, they'll be tracking the story all day...
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4 comments:

Seumas said...

Harvey Levin (TMZ) has actually been on television non-stop all morning giving commentary to compliment the crazy video footage.

It was originally suspected that she was intentionally delaying her trip to the courthouse or spending a lot of time carelessly working on her makeup and wardrobe, but it later turned out (as you can see from her shitty appearance in that photo - which is clearly intended to gain sympathy by looking sick and tired and disheveled) - that the sheriff actually refused to send cops to pick her up as per the judge's order.

Eventually the sheriff apparently caved in and went to pick her up.

gay bob said...

There is a GOD!

Shovelhead said...

Just don't know where to start. I feel like Lindsay Lohan in a cocaine store! Utter joy and elation beyond mere words. And - the amyl nitrate of the party is - she may now have to do the full 45-day stretch.

I like you again, Jesus.

Daniel said...

"Oh! Let me taste yor tears Paris. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh the tears of insatiable sadness. Yummy! Yummy!"