Friday, March 02, 2007

Another day, another see-through shirt

Looks like she's still going strong and has cleaned up her act... or not. Good lord. Obvious drunkeness aside, what would even possess you to put on a shirt like that? I'm sure she has some fantastic breasts, but that shirt is definitely not flattering in the, um, stomach area. It just looks creepy and stretched out and unattractive and not good. No sir.
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Thursday, March 01, 2007

The funniest story I have ever read. Ever. Isn't that right, donkey?

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told
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A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.
Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.
“Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”
Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”
Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.
He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

THIS is Jenna Jameson.

I've got nothing. I think the picture speaks for itself. Holy god.
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Paris Hilton is 53 years old.

Damn, woman- she is looking totally haggard. This is Paris last night after she was pulled over for not having her headlights on... and apparently she's rapidly aging and turning orange. I think her moment in the sun is coming to an end! yay!

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I really thought that after the swelling from her nose went down her face would start to look a bit better, but it seems to be that this is what she's going to look like from now on. It's so sad that she's fucked with herself so much that now she just ends up looking like a sad troll. With enormous fake boobs. Eh.
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Friday, February 23, 2007

Okay, come on.



This is how the little kid from the movie About a Boy turned out. Good god - he's pretty. I understand that nobody cares about this but me, but Britney is still in rehab and Anna Nicole is still dead, so there's really nothing going on. If you've never seen the movie you should check it out this weekend, or read the book, both are excellent.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Britney is crazy.







This is outside of Kevin Federline's house last night, after he wouldn't answer the door. Damn.

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Another day, another Britney Spears picture.

Since she's just checked herself into rehab for the THIRD time this morning, this might be one of the last pictures we'll see of her in awhile. This is just sad.... she's a fucking crazy train.
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith high out of her mind wearing clown make-up.

Dear god. You can check out the video here. Howard K. Stern is a piece of shit.

Fresh outta rehab...


...and looking...um...refreshed? I've gotta get me into some rehab, looks like it does a body good.
I think a head-shaving is in her near future.

Monday, February 19, 2007

mess.

Britney Spears out and about in West Hollywood last night. Well... I guess it does look better than some of the hairstyles she's been sporting lately.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Been out of town for my grandma's funeral...

...but it has been requested and I shall deliver. No words. Seriously, what the fuck is there to say after looking at this? Much more tomorrow, my sister is in town and we must go out now and karaoke. Happy Sunday!

Friday, February 16, 2007

J-Lo's new movie gets booed...

...and then she cried. I feel kind of guilty posting this. Not really.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Rick in his office. With a giant picture of his face on the wall.

I'm not kidding. This is really his office. Good god almighty.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Anna Nicole and Bahamian guy

Yeah, that doesn't look like a 'friend' hug to me. Naughty naughty.

Monday, February 12, 2007

What the inside of Anna Nicole's fridge looked like at the time of her death

Mmm... methadone. I'm sure the folks at Trimspa are stoked that her fridge is fully stocked with rival SLIMFAST's product.
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Richard Simmons is not looking so hot.

Um, what happened to him? I don't think his diet consists of all rainbows and sunshine anymore... he looks like he needs some vitamins and sleep.

Thanks, Gill Thom! sorry :)

You've gotta almost feel sorry for her.

...almost. Here's the latest in the saga of the exceedingly crappier life of Britney Spears. So sad. This Isaac guy seems like such a douche, I mean who actually says she lay next to him "like a limp rag doll in his arms"? Just put a cork in it, pathetic romance novel-quoting, desperately-looking-for-attention-failed-model-boy. Nobody wants to see your face.

Courtney Love?

Good god, it doesn't even look like her anymore. I can understand if someone wants to get a nose job to improve what the good lord gave them, but to put an entirely different nose on your face after you've been in the spotlight for years? Not a good move. Francis Bean is turning out to be a pretty girl, though - she looks so much like Kurt Cobain it's freaky. Stop messing with your face, Courtney!