Looks like she's still going strong and has cleaned up her act... or not. Good lord. Obvious drunkeness aside, what would even possess you to put on a shirt like that? I'm sure she has some fantastic breasts, but that shirt is definitely not flattering in the, um, stomach area. It just looks creepy and stretched out and unattractive and not good. No sir.source
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She looks a little pregnant. Maybe it's just the way the shirt is twisted. Doesn't Scotty J wear mesh shirts like that in the studio?
I think Sarah should model one of those shirts so that we have something to compare too.
I'll bet she smells like a closet full of mackerel on a hot Los Angeles afternoon to boot...jesus f'in christ, could she look any more skanky? Do these people aspire to look skanky?
New bumper sticker- "Skank Happens"
If you shaved her head, she'd look like the Bhudda Belly guy you rub outside of stores that sell wicker furniture.
because sarah, most girls have to do more then just get drunk to attract men.
Two weeks in rehab w/ no coke or meth = the beginning of a paunch.
The laughable part is she's too dim or fried to realize thhis is NOT sexy, but does peg out the skank-o-meter.
Now it's a three horse (!) race to Annaville. Brits, Paris, or LiLo - place your bets, folks.
I'd still fuck Lindsay Lohan, because she was in Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis, who was in Christmas with the Kranks with Dan Aykroyd, who was in 50 First Dates with Drew Barrymore, who was in Altered States with William Hurt, who was in Dark City with Kiefer Sutherland, who was in Flatliners with Kevin Bacon -- and I've always wanted to be connected to Kevin Bacon.
Upon further consideration, it occurs to me that Lindsay Lohan was in Herbie Fully Loaded with Matt Dillon, who was in Loverboy with Kevin Bacon. However, I believe I would still prefer to bang a slightly-pudgy drug-addled Lindsay Lohan over a Matt Dillon.
Seumas, Seumas, Seumas....you gotta get outta Coloradooo.
Seumas: Drew Barrymore was in Altered States?? Are you sure? Please to be referring to the character played or scene in which she appears.
Nonetheless - Steve is right; and take it from your fans up here in P-town - you gotta get out of Colorado. The altitude is starting to affect your brain stem. You'd still eff a fatter, even more chemically polluted LiLo? Are there no women at all in Colorado?
It was her first movie; I think she played Hurt's daughter.
Lohan isn't at the top of - or even on - my list, but she gets points for being all psycho and cutty and brunette. Besides, once you have your penis in the Hollywood door with one starlette, you have a shot at others. Next thing you know, I could be hittin' one of the vacant-stare briefcase girls from Deal or No Deal. :D
The only cute girls I've seen here are baristas at Starbucks. Just SUV-driving MILFs around here.
Miss those Portland girls!
I think Shovelhead is right. Altered States came out in 1980 and Lindsay didn't come out (of the womb) until 1986. I'm pretty sure it was Drew Barrymore. By the way, if Lindsay wants to find out how to get her act together she can just ask Drew. I enjoy all of Seumas' comments someone needs to take up a collection and get him a "Portlandvention" to get his ass back up here. Preferably when Storm has ner show at the Wonder Ballroom! He deserves a break.
I'm pretty sure it was Drew Barrymore.
That's what I said. :D
Shovel was questioning if I was correct in saying Drew was in it. It was actually the first movie she was ever in. ET came a couple years after, which is what most people assume was her first.
Bonus fact: Altered States was also William Hurt's first movie, too! (I'm not a film geek - I just know a couple things about sum'm).
Sorry, I meant to say Seumas.. my mistake.
Too many of us with S names here. (Shovelhead, Stebe, Stevobar, Seumas). Heh.
Damn!! I just played my old Beta (yes, I have a working Beta VCR and lots of older movies thereupon taped)version of Altered States, and lo! - there is a very young Drew Barrymore (hardly recognizable) and a tiny mention in the credits as "daughter". I'll not question Seumas on movies 'ere again!
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