I'm not sure if you got the email I cc'd you on with my recap of lastnight's events (which I watched live for almost two hours), but my first thought when she came out was that she looked kind of cute. And mind you, I am someone who has always said she is horrible and disgusting and repulsive looking.
It could have just been that she had kind of a shy, uncertain thing going on as she first exited. Or that she was dressed simply. Or maybe I just like prison bitches.
That was the shortest 3, er 3 then 2, then 21 days of my life. No shank scars, no "DESTA 13" pen and spit tats, no pruno vomit stains, no "bunkie bushmate" clinging to her - NOTHING!
Sarah, you picked the worst photo to show. Not very nice. I bet if I followed you around and caught you at a bad moment in bad light I could make you look like ass, too. I'm a professional photographer and if you go to http://mail.google.com/mail/html/load.html you'll see several photos of her where she looks better than she ever has. She needs no makeup and really looks better with minimal makeup. Also, the smiles I see on that page are very natural. She actually looks approachable. Let's all hope that three weeks in jail turned her into a human being. I seldom disagree with you, but you are just being too catty here. Have some humility and give her a chance.
I don't know that anyone owes a chance to a spoiled rich bitch socialite, but I do agree that the photo doesn't do her justice. If you hunt around for more photos (or watch the video), she actually did look almost cute coming out of jail.
Not hot. Not attractive. But cute. And I've heard a lot of talking heads agree that for the first time, she actually seemed sincere and approachable and "age appropriate.
Also, Sarah doesn't make millions of dollars looking fashionable and sporting the perfect smile, clothing, perfume, posture like Paris does, so it isn't quite the same thing.
Having your freedom taken away - even for a short time - can change a hell of a lot. Maybe it has here. On the other hand, there is no humility among the rich and famous like Paris, so I also wouldn't put it past her to be all talk and return to Old Paris once the excitement of pretending she's changed has faded.
I just noticed how disturbingly bony her arms are. That's kind of disconcerting. I hope she gets off the fashion thing and downs a few cupcakes. I bet Paris would actually look a lot better if she put on twenty pounds.
She looks so much better than she usually does because she is genuinely smiling. Beaming. She's truly happy: something she's probably never been before. She finally has a shred of humanity. Don't worry, it won't last long.
...oh, and she's not wearing her usual ration of whore makeup, which always improves one's appearance.
Sources said the celebrity skank was a jailhouse pig during her time in the pokey - racking up a $145 commissary bill for assorted snacks and beauty aides.
The bill included packs of French vanilla coffee, orders of chicken noodle soup, toffee peanut treats, banana nut muffins, packs of chicken broth and a 1.75-ounce jar of Vaseline.
While other inmates had to pick up their own orders, Hilton had deputies act as her personal errand boys.
Seems like kind of a petty article. $145 worth of commissary food and supplies in three weeks isn't a lot. And eating comfort food while locked in a cell doesn't seem so outrageous. And I'm sure she didn't have a choice of whether or not to have the guards go to the commissary for her or not - they were probably instructed to do so for her own safety.
I don't feel sorry for her or anything... just seems like they're being ridiculous now. How dare she eat $6.00 worth of snack food a day!
And pasty! Rick thinks she's hot, but I think she looks kind of man-ish, I'm almost seeing an adam's apple there...
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I'm not sure if you got the email I cc'd you on with my recap of lastnight's events (which I watched live for almost two hours), but my first thought when she came out was that she looked kind of cute. And mind you, I am someone who has always said she is horrible and disgusting and repulsive looking.
It could have just been that she had kind of a shy, uncertain thing going on as she first exited. Or that she was dressed simply. Or maybe I just like prison bitches.
I think she looks better in this photo than she ever has. Humble pie :)
Where's Elton John when you need him. The Bitch Is Back.
That was the shortest 3, er 3 then 2, then 21 days of my life. No shank scars, no "DESTA 13" pen and spit tats, no pruno vomit stains, no "bunkie bushmate" clinging to her - NOTHING!
The whole thing was like O'Doule's Beer.
Sarah, you picked the worst photo to show. Not very nice. I bet if I followed you around and caught you at a bad moment in bad light I could make you look like ass, too. I'm a professional photographer and if you go to http://mail.google.com/mail/html/load.html you'll see several photos of her where she looks better than she ever has. She needs no makeup and really looks better with minimal makeup. Also, the smiles I see on that page are very natural. She actually looks approachable. Let's all hope that three weeks in jail turned her into a human being. I seldom disagree with you, but you are just being too catty here. Have some humility and give her a chance.
I don't know that anyone owes a chance to a spoiled rich bitch socialite, but I do agree that the photo doesn't do her justice. If you hunt around for more photos (or watch the video), she actually did look almost cute coming out of jail.
Not hot. Not attractive. But cute. And I've heard a lot of talking heads agree that for the first time, she actually seemed sincere and approachable and "age appropriate.
Also, Sarah doesn't make millions of dollars looking fashionable and sporting the perfect smile, clothing, perfume, posture like Paris does, so it isn't quite the same thing.
Having your freedom taken away - even for a short time - can change a hell of a lot. Maybe it has here. On the other hand, there is no humility among the rich and famous like Paris, so I also wouldn't put it past her to be all talk and return to Old Paris once the excitement of pretending she's changed has faded.
I just noticed how disturbingly bony her arms are. That's kind of disconcerting. I hope she gets off the fashion thing and downs a few cupcakes. I bet Paris would actually look a lot better if she put on twenty pounds.
Is it just me, or has prison morphed her into Martha Stewart's long lost love child?
She looks so much better than she usually does because she is genuinely smiling. Beaming. She's truly happy: something she's probably never been before. She finally has a shred of humanity. Don't worry, it won't last long.
...oh, and she's not wearing her usual ration of whore makeup, which always improves one's appearance.
"Rick thinks she's hot..."
So, Rick likes that "10-year old boy" look?
And he's done the "reconstructive" bit with his hair...
What else does Rick have in common with M. Jackson?
From the NY Post:
Sources said the celebrity skank was a jailhouse pig during her time in the pokey - racking up a $145 commissary bill for assorted snacks and beauty aides.
The bill included packs of French vanilla coffee, orders of chicken noodle soup, toffee peanut treats, banana nut muffins, packs of chicken broth and a 1.75-ounce jar of Vaseline.
While other inmates had to pick up their own orders, Hilton had deputies act as her personal errand boys.
Seems like kind of a petty article. $145 worth of commissary food and supplies in three weeks isn't a lot. And eating comfort food while locked in a cell doesn't seem so outrageous. And I'm sure she didn't have a choice of whether or not to have the guards go to the commissary for her or not - they were probably instructed to do so for her own safety.
I don't feel sorry for her or anything... just seems like they're being ridiculous now. How dare she eat $6.00 worth of snack food a day!
Can't wait until Larry King tonight.
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