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Hey all,

So, I thought that I would be all slick and bring my camera cable to attach to the computer here, therefore being able to upload the many pictures that I've taken, but alas, I grabbed the wrong cord and only have one shitty camera phone picture to show you so far. I'm not sure if you care, or even know, but my number one goal in coming to NYC was to find out where the Sex and the City movie was being filmed (believe me, I know how sad this is), and see the main folks (a.k.a. Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth) in person, and I succeeded -twice. Thanks to my handsome and charming friend Aaron, he was able to tip me off that they were filming in front of the Metropolitan Museum. I hustled up there, and saw the crew filming the first scene of the movie. Exciting stuff for me. Got many o' pic of them (and a lot of them very close-up, I was lined up next to the paparazzi and about 10 feet away from the actors) which I will post when I get home; here, however, is my crappy camera phone picture. Enjoy, and I'll write more soon!

Sarah D.
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Dude.

I thought that Courtney Love was looking a bit better these days... alas, I was wrong. She looks like some zombie-version of herself, complete with the blood stains on her zombie lips and her creepy white zombie eyes. Eh. Good to know that she's not going to be getting any less crazy anytime soon. God love her.
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Because I know what the people want...

This video is called: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

I guess this dude is totally obsessed with Britney and has been using the 'youtubes' to proclaim his undying love for Britney Spears for awhile now... although I'm not sure if I buy it. Regardless, it is pretty hilarious to see him lose his shit while screaming 'Leave Britney alone!' Be wary of the volume, it gets a little shrill at points, as well as a bit profane. Eh.

p.s. Also, thanks to the many of you who sent this to me, appreciate it!

Wow.

So, I actually watched this when it aired last night, and I was speechless. What the fuck is going on with her? She looks like she is drugged or something... totally dead eyes and not even moving, and some of the worst lip-synching I've ever seen. Damn. I guess her people are saying her heel broke, but even so - that is the one of the least enthusiastic performances I've ever seen. At least put a little bit of heart into it if you're kicking off a huge awards show.

UPDATE:
Okay, so the youtube link isn't working anymore, but you can see the video on this site.

Thanks, Aaron!

This picture just disturbs me.

that is all.

Goddamn.

Comparison picture courtesy of Mollygood. Wow. I was just looking at pictures of her earlier and thinking how pretty her face was, but then pull away - and she is just a little skeleton lady.

Britney Spears : Still crazy.

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I was busy at work on my soapbox derby car and haven't really had access to the internet. Okay, enough excuses - good news! Britney Spears is still nuts! Here she is wandering around Hollywood with one blue eye and one brown eye - and no pants on! Goddamn I love her.
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Britney Spears without extensions

hmm.
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Cory Feldman... brown hair then, brown hair NOW

Nevermind - THIS is the greatest magazine cover.

Kevin Federline & Britney Spears' mom?? Man oh man, when is this shit going to stop??? I feel like my head might explode!!!!
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On the rare chance you haven't seen this yet...

...I give you - Chocolate Rain.

Best magazine cover EVER.

"Topless, drunk and lonely"= Best. Phrase. Ever. (To see what incident they are referring to, see two posts down)
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Whatever happened to Lauren Hill?

no words.
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Britney Spears takes off her top and makes out with some random dude in a pool. Downward spiral continues.

Here's the story in case you're interested:

And now, the always glorious Sun UK has pictures of Britney, topless and drunk in a pool making out with a guy she just met. They also have new details, which can only be described by whatever word means the exact opposite of "shocking". And yes, she tried to F a gay guy. (NOTE - the Sun calls him "Mike Encinias", Us magazine calls him "Matt Encinias", I call him the luckiest man in the whole world.)


Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s
“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”


Oh Britney... she is the gift that just keeps on giving.

SO excited.

yay!

Photoshop time!

Okay, so Mr. Tim Riley had a dream last night that I dyed his hair red & blue striped, and then put it in cornrows. Please to be sending your photoshopped version of said dream to rick@rickemerson.com. Love it.

Lindsay, pre-2nd DUI

See, celebrities aren't all perfect-looking all the time! Well, I guess that her mugshot showed us that already... but I couldn't resist posting this one. Click on the picture for extra-large version.
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mmm.... Britney like ketchup.

Ms. Spears fine-dinin' yesterday afternoon. She's saving it for later, ya'll.

I am unreasonably angry about this.

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Turncoat Michael is making a "Lost" comeback. Harold Perrineau, who plays the character last seen betraying his fellow crash survivors to save himself and his son, will return to the show next season.

ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson didn't offer any details Wednesday of what's in store for Michael. He also didn't say whether Walt, the son played by Malcolm David Kelley, will be seen again.

The pair fled the mysterious island where the crash victims were struggling to survive against the dangerous "Others," with desperate Michael turning over his friends in exchange for escape.

The network had planned to make the "Lost" announcement at Comic-Con International, the comic book and pop-culture show starting Thursday in San Diego. But McPherson, speaking to a meeting of the Television Critics Association, was pressed for the information.

Earlier this year, ABC said will run for three more seasons, concluding in 2009-10. The series will return for its fourth season in January.

Fuckity fuck! Well, I hope to god they don't bring creepy Walt back so he can stand in the corner of tents dripping wet looking all scary and telling them to "shh" and then disappearing into the forest. Man oh man, I really am NOT happy about this... unless Michael has been trapped with Walt on the boat that the "Others" sent him away on after betraying his friends and he was lost at sea and Walt died and Michael had to eat him, therefore staying alive longer only to drift back to the island that he had escaped from. And then when they see him they shoot him and he dies. That is the only scenario to which I will be mildly okay with the fact the the most annoying character -ever- on television is getting a second chance on a fantastic show. Grr.

Extensions are sexxxxxxy

Just keeps getting better and better... thank you, Britney. Thank you.
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