My first thought was that she had "backslid" toward semi-respectability (the white trash kind). Then I noticed the artful and tasteful arrangement of the hair clumps.
God as my witness, Britney is this close to being the new Anna Nicole Smith. It's almost as if she's in some wacky sitcom where Anna Nicole's ghost, visible only to Britney, is giving her advice on style and living. Kind of like The Ghost Whisperer, but for the NASCAR/trailer park set.
Sarah!! Hasn't Britney run out of money yet? Surely she can't still be making anything off of residuals? At the rate she's spending yer gonna see her at your nearest freeway offramp soon.
This is what happens when you have too much money at a young age and shove as many drugs into your body as you can in a few short years.
I never really liked Britney, but at least she used to APPEAR to have class, even if once she opened her mouth you could tell she was a white trash. She LOOKED okay.
Now, her outsides match her insides. And Eeew. I don't think she was fondling herself in her bagina... I think she was just adjusting her crotch chickens.
Just keeps getting better and better... thank you, Britney. Thank you.
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She looks like Slash without his trademark top hat.
I guess it's a matter of male/female perspective.
My first thought was that she had "backslid" toward semi-respectability (the white trash kind). Then I noticed the artful and tasteful arrangement of the hair clumps.
A new low!
God as my witness, Britney is this close to being the new Anna Nicole Smith. It's almost as if she's in some wacky sitcom where Anna Nicole's ghost, visible only to Britney, is giving her advice on style and living. Kind of like The Ghost Whisperer, but for the NASCAR/trailer park set.
Christ O Mighty! Did she get a drip pan to go under that 60wt. oozing from those polyester hair extensions? Jeeez - at least run through a car wash!
Sarah!! Hasn't Britney run out of money yet? Surely she can't still be making anything off of residuals? At the rate she's spending yer gonna see her at your nearest freeway offramp soon.
Whoa, her head is shaped EXACTLY like that guy who used to do a metal show on MTV about ten years ago. Or Butter Bean. Take your pick.
This is what happens when you have too much money at a young age and shove as many drugs into your body as you can in a few short years.
I never really liked Britney, but at least she used to APPEAR to have class, even if once she opened her mouth you could tell she was a white trash. She LOOKED okay.
Now, her outsides match her insides. And Eeew. I don't think she was fondling herself in her bagina... I think she was just adjusting her crotch chickens.
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