A close-up of Tara Reid's stomach

This stomach is the reason that you buy ONE PIECE bathing suits. Good lord. Cover that up.

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I know this just represents the raping of my childhood...

...but this Transformers trailer looks really fucking rad.
I am a nerd.

Britney's one hot momma!

Here is the lovely Ms. Spears out on the town last night, going to a tattoo parlor with her sister - so sweet. She decided to be ghetto fabulous and get her hand tattooed with a star or something... I don't understand the trend with trashy girls (a.k.a. Lindsay Lohan) tattooing things on their hands. Very strange.

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...and here's a close-up of her new tattoo. Eh.
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I thought this was amusing.

Something about her crazy wonky eyes in the 'after' picture makes me laugh. She doesn't even look like herself at all... she looks like a drunk, drag-queen version of herself. By the way, these are pictures of Paris Hilton before & after going into a club.

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Oh, and here's one more:

Happy Birthday, hot-ass Jake Gyllenhaal!

...and to celebrate, here is a present for all of you ladies (and some of you boys)... the greatest photo of this hot young man EVER. Okay, maybe not ever, but it's pretty damn hot. I know, I know, he might not strike the fancy of some of you out there, but can't you just appreciate this picture for what it is? This is a beautiful creature, my friends.

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Good lord, this is some funny shit

Cameron Diaz post-nose job

Is it just me, or does her nose look like it's totally uneven? It looks like someone took a scoop out of the left side of the bridge of her nose - it's completely lopsided. She should get busy suing her doctor... that's not looking too good.

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Slow gossip day...

...so I found this and decided to post it. Super fuck yeah! I know, I know, it's kind of nerdy, but I really did like the movies when I was young, so hopefully this will turn out pretty cool. Fingers crossed for another Vanilla Ice cameo. :)

Check out the trailer here.

Hello, all!

Hope you had a great weekend! I'm feeling a lot better so I'm going to get back in the swing of things this week, haven't looked for photos yet but I'm going to in just a second. Anyway, I've got some good news as well; I've switched the comments page so that you can register your email address BEFORE you can put down a comment, that way you'll be able to keep track of everything you post, and I'll still be able to have comments on my website.

If you're not comfortable with this I totally understand, too bad a few bad apples had to spoil the whole bunch, eh? Well, if you'd still like to comment on the site, please feel free to register, it'll only take a second, and then we'll be good to go. Thanks, guys.

Sorry about the lack of updates

I'm a bit under the weather, I'll post as soon as I'm a bit better. Blah.
In the meantime, here is a picture of Tyra Banks doing squats.

Nicole Richie arrested for DUI!

TMZ has learned that Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released around 7:15 this morning. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

We're told two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.

A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.

One law enforcement source tell TMZ that while Richie was at the jail she was "very cooperative and very humble."

This is not the first brush Richie has had with substance abuse. In 2003, she pled guilty to heroin possession. The charges were dismissed after she completed the terms of her probation.

A rep for Richie had no comment.

TMZ has learned that Richie hired celebrity lawyer Howard Weitzman to rep her in this latest incident.

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From Britney to her sister... ew.

This was taken this past weekend, and looking at it all I can think is WRONG. WRONG. Why is she touching her sisters ass like that? Why do the two slutty Hiltons have their asses pressed against each other in the back fo a limo, all the while trying to look sexy while doing so? That doesn't seem like something sisters should be doing... ick.

Thanks, Squid!

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Lindsay Lohan tried to slit her wrists with a butter knife; does not succeed, because it's a fucking butter knife. (CITY RAG)

Going to LA this weekend? Head on over to Tori Spelling's garage sale & buy some 90210 trinkets. (HOLLYWOOD RAG)

...and, for the hell of it, here is Britney Spears presenting an award at some recent awards show. With her nipple hanging out. Happy weekend!

For the curious...

Here is a copy of the entire crazy e-mail that Lindsay Lohan sent out. It is ridiculously wonderful and typo-ridden. Ah, good times. Enjoy!

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.

I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time.

Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Beyonce is an extra from Star Trek

Ew. Somebody's wig is glued on a little too tight. Such a pity.
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Gossip Links

Lindsay Lohan has finally gone insane and thinks that Al Gore is going to help her with her problems. (PAGE SIX)

CariDee won America's Next Top Model! No one cares. (CW)

Britney Spears now owns underwear. (BRITNEY SPEARS)

Perez Hilton goes on Stern, says some things... (ICYDK)

Is Beyonce lying about her age? (MEDIA TAKE-OUT)

Scary Spice out of town when Eddie Murphy throws her under the bus, and finds out via the media she was dumped. Pretty sucky of him. (THE SUN)

Lindsay Lohan spits food out in public; acts like bitch. (NATIONAL ENQUIRER)

Boy oh boy

The day is here... Screech's porn is up and ready for watching. Now, to be honest, I haven't seen it... I don't have the media player it requires and I'm afraid that all get all kinds of porny viruses if I download it. So, if you are brave, you can check it out here. Best of luck. I hear it's the most horrible thing ever.

Caption This!

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J-Lo's pants are about 8 sizes too small

..and for the love of god, what is that thing in her ass? I'm not meaning to be crude, but it looks like something is protruding and I'm not sure what it is... hmm.
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This made me laugh

Well, not the whole "drunk driving" thing, but the picture.

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