Starr Jones' husband thinks she's sexy.

I just wanted to post this for the sheer look of disgust on her gay buddy's husband's face... he thinks she's a hot piece of ass. I know that gravity will come for us all, and I do feel bad for pointing this out, but how much fucking extra skin does that lady have on her arms? It's strangely thin and just hanging from her actual arm... it's like she's wearing a skin shirt. She's freaky looking. Okay, is it just me or does the way Starr Jones look in this picture remind you of Nicole Ritchie? Discuss.
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fucked up.

Promo photo for Marilyn Manson's new album. Again, fucked up.
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I don't even know what's going on in this picture.

I seriously can't tell which way her body is facing. This isn't photo-shopped, either; I just can't figure it out. It looks like someone took a giant picture of her head and then stuck it on a different body. Weird.
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EDIT: this is Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Rick's favorite picture of Tonya. Not really.

I just wanted an excuse to post this picture because it makes me smile. In case you don't know, this is Tonya Harding.
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This was in my shower this morning.

I know, can you believe it? I never find spare change in the shower and low and behold, there it is- a bright, shiny quarter. Oh, and a creature from hell.

A pretty damn creepy you tube video.

Scotty J sent this to me for some "music box" music for the show. The accompanying video, along with the music, is one of the creepiest things I've seen in awhile. Enjoy!

I know that she's probably just yawning...

...but it still makes me laugh. That is all.
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Another day, another see-through shirt

Looks like she's still going strong and has cleaned up her act... or not. Good lord. Obvious drunkeness aside, what would even possess you to put on a shirt like that? I'm sure she has some fantastic breasts, but that shirt is definitely not flattering in the, um, stomach area. It just looks creepy and stretched out and unattractive and not good. No sir.
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The funniest story I have ever read. Ever. Isn't that right, donkey?

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week. Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage. Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely. “Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?” Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.” Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai. McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms. He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. LINK

THIS is Jenna Jameson.

I've got nothing. I think the picture speaks for itself. Holy god.
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Paris Hilton is 53 years old.

Damn, woman- she is looking totally haggard. This is Paris last night after she was pulled over for not having her headlights on... and apparently she's rapidly aging and turning orange. I think her moment in the sun is coming to an end! yay!

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I really thought that after the swelling from her nose went down her face would start to look a bit better, but it seems to be that this is what she's going to look like from now on. It's so sad that she's fucked with herself so much that now she just ends up looking like a sad troll. With enormous fake boobs. Eh.
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Okay, come on.

This is how the little kid from the movie About a Boy turned out. Good god - he's pretty. I understand that nobody cares about this but me, but Britney is still in rehab and Anna Nicole is still dead, so there's really nothing going on. If you've never seen the movie you should check it out this weekend, or read the book, both are excellent.

Britney is crazy.

This is outside of Kevin Federline's house last night, after he wouldn't answer the door. Damn.

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Another day, another Britney Spears picture.

Since she's just checked herself into rehab for the THIRD time this morning, this might be one of the last pictures we'll see of her in awhile. This is just sad.... she's a fucking crazy train.
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Um, Britney Spears?

Man oh man.
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Anna Nicole Smith high out of her mind wearing clown make-up.

Dear god. You can check out the video here. Howard K. Stern is a piece of shit.

Fresh outta rehab...

...and looking...um...refreshed? I've gotta get me into some rehab, looks like it does a body good.
I think a head-shaving is in her near future.

mess.

Britney Spears out and about in West Hollywood last night. Well... I guess it does look better than some of the hairstyles she's been sporting lately.

Been out of town for my grandma's funeral...

...but it has been requested and I shall deliver. No words. Seriously, what the fuck is there to say after looking at this? Much more tomorrow, my sister is in town and we must go out now and karaoke. Happy Sunday!