Lindsay Lohan enters rehab!

Full story here.

...and Rosie O'Donnell is leaving the View!

Close-up of Paris Hilton's missing tooth

Mmm... gummy.

Gwen Stefani, pre-photoshop

This was one of the promo photos for her new album, before it was touched up, and here's another photo of her, post photoshop. Wow.

Lindsay Lohan.

This girl is 20 years old. 20. I know we all have our days where we look like shit, but she looks like she's starting to do some unfixable damage to herself.

What is going on with Angelina Jolie's arms?

Those are the bulgiest veins I've ever seen on a person. Ew. She's a very pretty lady, but that just looks WRONG. That is all.

This is the picture of the woman that Tim Riley thinks looks like Clyde.

Sorry, Clyde. I love you!

The creepy guy who wrote me on myspace.

"Sarah

Well you are probably thinking that i am just another guy with another profile.
viewing other profiles well i am not. To Tell you the truth; I think most woman are too
conservative for me. If you view
my profile you will see that i am looking for an Exotic,
Seductive, And passionate woman.I am not into the good girl type.I am looking for more of
someone along the lines of an Angelina jolie type of woman. not a girl. You see I love a woman
who have some level of power over people; It is a total turn on.I love a woman who can take
control. having power is a total turn on for me. I prefer power over looks anyday. it is also turn
on when a woman makes the first move.If you view my profile then you will probably
understand where i am coming from. I would love to visit your world and show you my
passionate side

The color black is also a turn on; I get totally turned on by a woman who wears black
( She does not have to wear it all the time)
out

Glen "

EDIT: Hey guys, I want to thank you for standing up for me during this, um, bizarre situation that has escalated to this guy actually making blog posts about it. I decided to take down the link to his myspace page because, as we can all see, this guy has had way too much attention as it is, and we should now leave him alone on his quest to find his perfect 'Angelina Jolie' woman. I know it's amusing, but it's starting to get weird to me that he's writing my website in his ABOUT ME section and writing me more emails... let's just move forward, eh? I love you all very much, you are RAD, and if I get another email like that I will be sure to post it. Thanks!

Not a Britney post!

...although she could be confused with her. I've been wondering what's been going on with Courtney Love lately, and alas, I found her. Melting.

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...And yet another Britney post...

Okay, so 2007 so far is turning out to be a slow year in celebrity gossip, so I'm working with what I can... and that is Britney Spears. Here is a picture of her leaving a restaurant last night. Holy God. And to refresh your memories, I've also posted a picture of what she used to look like. Enjoy!

No, I'm sure that Britney wasn't drinking.

This photo has been all over the internet; I hesitated to post it at first because I thought it was photoshopped. After much research I have found that, no, those are, in fact, her eyes. This was right before she passed out after midnight, and her publicist claims that she wasn't drinking but instead she was "very tired". Hmm. You be the judge.

Is Paris Hilton missing a tooth?

You would think that she would be able to get that fixed, wouldn't you? Hmm. Very strange...

A close-up of Tara Reid's stomach

This stomach is the reason that you buy ONE PIECE bathing suits. Good lord. Cover that up.

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I know this just represents the raping of my childhood...

...but this Transformers trailer looks really fucking rad.
I am a nerd.

Britney's one hot momma!

Here is the lovely Ms. Spears out on the town last night, going to a tattoo parlor with her sister - so sweet. She decided to be ghetto fabulous and get her hand tattooed with a star or something... I don't understand the trend with trashy girls (a.k.a. Lindsay Lohan) tattooing things on their hands. Very strange.

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...and here's a close-up of her new tattoo. Eh.
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I thought this was amusing.

Something about her crazy wonky eyes in the 'after' picture makes me laugh. She doesn't even look like herself at all... she looks like a drunk, drag-queen version of herself. By the way, these are pictures of Paris Hilton before & after going into a club.

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Oh, and here's one more:

Happy Birthday, hot-ass Jake Gyllenhaal!

...and to celebrate, here is a present for all of you ladies (and some of you boys)... the greatest photo of this hot young man EVER. Okay, maybe not ever, but it's pretty damn hot. I know, I know, he might not strike the fancy of some of you out there, but can't you just appreciate this picture for what it is? This is a beautiful creature, my friends.

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Good lord, this is some funny shit

Cameron Diaz post-nose job

Is it just me, or does her nose look like it's totally uneven? It looks like someone took a scoop out of the left side of the bridge of her nose - it's completely lopsided. She should get busy suing her doctor... that's not looking too good.

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Slow gossip day...

...so I found this and decided to post it. Super fuck yeah! I know, I know, it's kind of nerdy, but I really did like the movies when I was young, so hopefully this will turn out pretty cool. Fingers crossed for another Vanilla Ice cameo. :)

Check out the trailer here.

Hello, all!

Hope you had a great weekend! I'm feeling a lot better so I'm going to get back in the swing of things this week, haven't looked for photos yet but I'm going to in just a second. Anyway, I've got some good news as well; I've switched the comments page so that you can register your email address BEFORE you can put down a comment, that way you'll be able to keep track of everything you post, and I'll still be able to have comments on my website.

If you're not comfortable with this I totally understand, too bad a few bad apples had to spoil the whole bunch, eh? Well, if you'd still like to comment on the site, please feel free to register, it'll only take a second, and then we'll be good to go. Thanks, guys.