That is the worst wig EVER. It looks like she jacked it off a cheap chinese import doll from the dollar store.
On the other hand, the one photo of her with her shaved head that has been going around actually almost doesn't look so bad (though some of the others do). I don't know what it is about it, but it's like losing the hair made her look a little less trashy and her face almost looks pretty again. But maybe it was just the camera angle. Or just a mental throw-back to V for Vendetta.
Maybe she's a skinhead, now. Are we POSITIVE that the tattoo she got was simply an innocent little pair of lips and not something more likely to incite a...furor?
Unlikely Brits is a new skinhead plebe for the Aryian Nation - after all, she was seen sporting a Star of David and we know how deep her convictions are.
My theory is bad drugs! Some cheap-ass PCP or designer LSD had her feeling like crawlies were burrowing through her scalp (perhaps looking for the teeny brain). So - off with the hair to enjoy that minty fresh feeling of being vermin-free.
She is playing a trick on all of us. She is soaking up more attention than anyone else could ever manufacture.
Only dying would make here more powerful in this very moment.
Who can know what she is up to or wants.
The saddest thing in all of this is that she never did or achieved one "real" thing in her supposed professional life. She is a fake, this world is a fake, this website is a fake, I am a fake, and this everything is but a figment of some strange imagination.
Semi-serious explanation: She cut off her hair because it held the evidence of her drug use of the past few years. If there is a custody issue and they want to conduct testing, the evidence is gone.
Someone has been listening to Danny Bonnaduce on the Adam Carolla show. :D
I don't think she's smart enough to think of that, though. I don't think there is any immediately pending court dates regarding custody, either. That we know of, at least.
If she's really trying to avoid the "drug test by hair sample" she'll have to get rid of her eyebrows and eyelashes too...
She'll wind up looking like Lil' Henry from the comics if this continues...and they'll still bust her when they check her fingernails and toenails, unless she has those pulled out too...
Eyebrows turn over in a matter of weeks. Unless you have monstrous bushy eyebrows, yours are less than a month old. The ends of hair halfway down your back is several years old. If I hadn't seen the no-nickers photos here a month or so back, I'd wonder about the carpet hair....but then who doesn't
Hey Rob - You are correct about the eyebrows - but she was probably high when she shaved her head. That drug test could be done any day, hence her return to rehab..at least she's covering all her bases.
She'll probably undergo a full body wax while she's "getting the help she so obviously needs".
Britney Spears out and about in West Hollywood last night. Well... I guess it does look better than some of the hairstyles she's been sporting lately.
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That is the worst wig EVER. It looks like she jacked it off a cheap chinese import doll from the dollar store.
On the other hand, the one photo of her with her shaved head that has been going around actually almost doesn't look so bad (though some of the others do). I don't know what it is about it, but it's like losing the hair made her look a little less trashy and her face almost looks pretty again. But maybe it was just the camera angle. Or just a mental throw-back to V for Vendetta.
So she shaved her hair so she can wear cheap wigs that look like ass?
Glad to see she's getting her career back on track.
Everybody's making fun of poor, poor Britney.
Maybe she's a skinhead, now. Are we POSITIVE that the tattoo she got was simply an innocent little pair of lips and not something more likely to incite a...furor?
Unlikely Brits is a new skinhead plebe for the Aryian Nation - after all, she was seen sporting a Star of David and we know how deep her convictions are.
My theory is bad drugs! Some cheap-ass PCP or designer LSD had her feeling like crawlies were burrowing through her scalp (perhaps looking for the teeny brain). So - off with the hair to enjoy that minty fresh feeling of being vermin-free.
What can I say? I just had to comment, but have no idea how to put my feelings on this one into words!
Time to put her in my deadpool!
She is playing a trick on all of us.
She is soaking up more attention than anyone else could ever manufacture.
Only dying would make here more powerful in this very moment.
Who can know what she is up to or wants.
The saddest thing in all of this is that she never did or achieved one "real" thing in her supposed professional life. She is a fake, this world is a fake, this website is a fake, I am a fake, and this everything is but a figment of some strange imagination.
Brit, be well...
Next comes the swastika carved into her forehead...
She's just pissed because everyone was paying more attention to Anna Nicole than her last week...
Semi-serious explanation: She cut off her hair because it held the evidence of her drug use of the past few years. If there is a custody issue and they want to conduct testing, the evidence is gone.
Someone has been listening to Danny Bonnaduce on the Adam Carolla show. :D
I don't think she's smart enough to think of that, though. I don't think there is any immediately pending court dates regarding custody, either. That we know of, at least.
Oh, I don't think Danny Bonaduce thought of this one: She's becoming a Krishna!
Fuck, I would take a plane to witness her first-hand doing the krishna airport thingy.
The crazy bitch has checked her self back into rehab AGAIN!
http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/20/britney-back-in-rehab/
If she's really trying to avoid the "drug test by hair sample" she'll have to get rid of her eyebrows and eyelashes too...
She'll wind up looking like Lil' Henry from the comics if this continues...and they'll still bust her when they check her fingernails and toenails, unless she has those pulled out too...
Best Blog Topic Ever, Sarah!
Eyebrows turn over in a matter of weeks. Unless you have monstrous bushy eyebrows, yours are less than a month old. The ends of hair halfway down your back is several years old. If I hadn't seen the no-nickers photos here a month or so back, I'd wonder about the carpet hair....but then who doesn't
Hey Rob - You are correct about the eyebrows - but she was probably high when she shaved her head. That drug test could be done any day, hence her return to rehab..at least she's covering all her bases.
She'll probably undergo a full body wax while she's "getting the help she so obviously needs".
Best Blog Topic Ever!
Forget about the wig....I want to know why she's has anal beads hanging out of her hand in public!
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