Amy Winehouse **supposedly** (quite obviously) doing coke onstage.

Damn... girly is a mess.
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This picture cracks me up.

This is John Travolta & Kirk Douglas at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night. I love the frightened look on Kirk Douglas' face... genius.
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Radness.

Thanks, Dante!

...And a professional takes on Rumer & her disproportionate facial features...

Thanks Eric, you rule! He enlarged her features 110% to make it fit her enormous potato face... see, she's not so bad-looking, she just has a huge noggin.

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See, it's just her enormous head that makes her unattractive!

Angus, a brilliant coming-of-age movie that was filmed back in 1995, has yet to find it's way to DVD, because studio executives don't feel like there would be enough interest... Well, I call bullshit on that, my friends. Yes, I'm about 12 years too late, but I am now jumping on the bandwagon to create awareness for this great movie, and ensure that other people will have the chance to watch this little piece of awkwardly amazing film-making (Plus, it has a really rad soundtrack). Check out the YouTube clips, and if you have a second sign the petition below... who knows, it might make a difference. Woo!

...Petition to release Angus on DVD....

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Paris Hilton is one sexy bitch.

Oh, the old lipstick on the teeth. That isn't just a small amount of lipstick; it looks like she was munching on a squirrel. Ick.

Oldie but a goodie.

Sorry, dudes. This picture got lost in my email for the past week, but alas I have discovered it and will now post it for your viewing pleasure.

Yes, my friends, this is Britney Spears in her Halloween costume.
Sweet lord. I was hesitant to post this because I thought that maybe her head was photo-shopped onto another horribly-dressed body; alas, that is not the case.

Enjoy the velour and squishiness.

Thanks for the picture, Aaron!

Nickel Arcade - I hope there's vodka in heaven

genius!
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No caption necessary.

Sometimes it's just too easy.

Now this is just mean.

One of the main writers of LOST. And an asshole.

I know, I know, they need to get paid and all that other stuff, but taunting fans of the show isn't cool. Damn you, nameless LOST writer man. Damn you.

Hmmm.

I'm all stoked about her going to rehab and stuff, but she really needs to lay off the self-tanner. On her quest to be healthy, I understand that exposure to the sun can be damaging to your face, but good lord - that is just icky looking. It looks like she's been making out with George Hamilton.
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Girl born with 8 limbs!! Craziness.

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Um... this is just kind of sad.

I don't have kids, but I know what they look like when they do - and do NOT - brush their teeth. This is just messed up. Britney Spears can spend hours a day grooming herself, going tanning and getting hair extensions, but she cannot make the time to clean her child. What a whore.

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Wrong!!!

Ick! Britney Spears decided to get her lips all puffy and put collagen in them! So so bad... I'll try and find clearer pictures, but this is all I have for now (with Perez Hilton's douchey commentary on them... sorry). So bad.

Video from TMZ of Britney driving with her hand over her mouth and then running over the paparazzi guy's foot. Woo.

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1258411987

LOST

You probably don't care but I do so here you go... new pictures from season 4 of LOST!

So I went into work this morning...

...and I hear a familiar laugh as I'm walking toward the studio... and then I realize, "holy shit, that couldn't be anyone but Ozzy Osbourne!" Low and behold it was, in all of his tiny Ozzy glory. He was busy interviewing so I didn't get to chat with him, but I did smile & wave and he did back... and here is my creepy shitty-camera-phone stalker picture. Yay!

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For the love of god, why does she think extensions are necessary??

Ew.
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Jennifer Lopez still won't confirm that she's knocked-up.

Yeah. She's hiding it well. (sweet lord, I need something to post besides impregnated popstars)

Christina Aguilara still won't confirm that she's knocked-up.

Yeah. She's hiding it well.

I'm not going to post the picture...

but I will provide the link if you'd like to look out of morbid curiousity.

This is a picture, purportedly, of Anna Nicole Smith after she choked to death on her own vomit. I should warn you, it's really icky and you might not want to see it... it is, after all, a dead, topless, vomit-covered, propped-up Anna Nicole Smith in high resolution.

If you still want to see it, here's the link. Really think about it though.

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Good lord.

I think I'm going to buy this issue.

I thought this was funny-ish

Somebody measured her height in the enormous lattes that she and her sister consume day-in and day-out. Good lord, she's a tiny thing! She's only 8 lattes tall. Maybe this isn't as funny as I thought. Eh.

Courtney Love is a beardo

Beardo is one of my favorite words EVER - the splicing of two words to make one super word that rhymes with one of the original words makes me happy. And Courtney Love has lots o' facial hair. That is all.
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Britney Spears hands her kids over to Kevin Federline. Holy shit.

Here she is at Carl's Jr. minutes before she handed over her kids to K-Fed. Man, I hope that she's on suicide watch - this isn't shaping up well.

This picture is kind of hilarious.

It's little stumpy J-Lo!

Britney Spears has one for the road.

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Um, I think one of the signs that your life has derailed is when you can't even get into a car without your cousin-slash-assistant giving you a freakin MARGARITA for the ride home. This is Britney leaving a recording studio yesterday and her cousin, in front of 50 or so paparazzi, decided to 'sneak' her the drink as she got into the car. I don't even know.
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My Sex & the City movie pictures! I'm a crazy stalker!

Aren't those the goddamn trashiest watermarks you've ever seen?? Sorry to muck up the pictures with them, but all I have at work is a version of Microsoft paint from from 1987. Bah. Anyway, here are my stalker pictures, hope you enjoy them- and if you don't care, don't look, motherfuckas. Cheers!

NYC

Hey all,

So, I thought that I would be all slick and bring my camera cable to attach to the computer here, therefore being able to upload the many pictures that I've taken, but alas, I grabbed the wrong cord and only have one shitty camera phone picture to show you so far. I'm not sure if you care, or even know, but my number one goal in coming to NYC was to find out where the Sex and the City movie was being filmed (believe me, I know how sad this is), and see the main folks (a.k.a. Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth) in person, and I succeeded -twice. Thanks to my handsome and charming friend Aaron, he was able to tip me off that they were filming in front of the Metropolitan Museum. I hustled up there, and saw the crew filming the first scene of the movie. Exciting stuff for me. Got many o' pic of them (and a lot of them very close-up, I was lined up next to the paparazzi and about 10 feet away from the actors) which I will post when I get home; here, however, is my crappy camera phone picture. Enjoy, and I'll write more soon!

Sarah D.
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Dude.

I thought that Courtney Love was looking a bit better these days... alas, I was wrong. She looks like some zombie-version of herself, complete with the blood stains on her zombie lips and her creepy white zombie eyes. Eh. Good to know that she's not going to be getting any less crazy anytime soon. God love her.
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Because I know what the people want...

This video is called: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

I guess this dude is totally obsessed with Britney and has been using the 'youtubes' to proclaim his undying love for Britney Spears for awhile now... although I'm not sure if I buy it. Regardless, it is pretty hilarious to see him lose his shit while screaming 'Leave Britney alone!' Be wary of the volume, it gets a little shrill at points, as well as a bit profane. Eh.

p.s. Also, thanks to the many of you who sent this to me, appreciate it!

Wow.

So, I actually watched this when it aired last night, and I was speechless. What the fuck is going on with her? She looks like she is drugged or something... totally dead eyes and not even moving, and some of the worst lip-synching I've ever seen. Damn. I guess her people are saying her heel broke, but even so - that is the one of the least enthusiastic performances I've ever seen. At least put a little bit of heart into it if you're kicking off a huge awards show.

UPDATE:
Okay, so the youtube link isn't working anymore, but you can see the video on this site.

Thanks, Aaron!

This picture just disturbs me.

that is all.

Goddamn.

Comparison picture courtesy of Mollygood. Wow. I was just looking at pictures of her earlier and thinking how pretty her face was, but then pull away - and she is just a little skeleton lady.

Britney Spears : Still crazy.

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I was busy at work on my soapbox derby car and haven't really had access to the internet. Okay, enough excuses - good news! Britney Spears is still nuts! Here she is wandering around Hollywood with one blue eye and one brown eye - and no pants on! Goddamn I love her.
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Britney Spears without extensions

hmm.
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Cory Feldman... brown hair then, brown hair NOW