Aren't those the goddamn trashiest watermarks you've ever seen?? Sorry to muck up the pictures with them, but all I have at work is a version of Microsoft paint from from 1987. Bah. Anyway, here are my stalker pictures, hope you enjoy them- and if you don't care, don't look, motherfuckas. Cheers!
9 comments:
Well, Sarah, I do care about those pictures, in as much as my desire that you need to get a life.
Awesome pics! As a fellow SJP stalker (I am the one that called in when she was doing her perfume proma at the mall) I say job well done! You should totally email them to Perez and see if he posts them.
yes you are a stalker, but if you weren't we wouldn't get to see these FUCKING awesome pics. Well played, Sarah, well played.
While you're at it, could you photoshop another face and/or head onto S.J. Parker's body? I swear to God she looks like a cross between Seabiscuit and Francis the Talking Mule...but I'm sure she's as nice as pie in "real life".
Chree-rist! If she fell from those 7" needle stiletto "eff me" heels, they'd have to mop the remains with a sponge. May have a horse face, but ankles like George The Animal Burris!
Um . . . I think you can download something a little more current that MS'87 Paint for free. Does that still run on anything newer than an Atari100 system?
MORE KIM CATTRALL!!!!!
Damn! That woman just looks better and better!
this is awesome!
Fantastic stalking...er...work! Looks like you had a gloriously fun time in NYC!
And, don't feel bad about your "watermarks". You'll never be a hacky Perex Hilton and that is all that matters! :)
In that third picture down....is the brunette wearing those novelty glasses with the giant nose? Something is seriously wrong with that picture.
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