Thursday, November 16, 2006

Tom Cruise, Suri, Katie Holmes and Chris Klein (a.k.a. "the real father")




I mean, come on. Tom Cruise is trying to pass this off as his kid? Yeah, I'm not thinking so. Pictured below Tom & Suri is Chris Klein, Katie Holmes ex-boyfriend that she broke up with mere days before she started seeing Tom Cruise and became, ahem, pregnant. Suri's resemblance to Chris, at least to me, is uncanny. That is totally his kid. As a sidenote, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen today at City Hall in Rome filling out paperwork, meaning that they are probably married already - I'm kind of disappointed that she didn't escape. Oh well. Guess now we'll just have to stay tuned for the divorce.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That baby looks Asian...

Seumas said...

That baby needs to be kidnapped and raised in a world full of SANE people.

Anonymous said...

im wit you seumas

Anonymous said...

Test tube clone; definitely. And, not Tom's seed, either. Maybe a DNA mix of Katie and Lt. Sulu.

Anonymous said...

kid definitely has Katie's eyes.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they didn't try to inseminate Katie with the frozen sacred semen of L. Ron Hubbard in homes of returning his conciousness to the world and continuing his teachings.

Anonymous said...

the only resemblance I can see is that both Tom & Suri have a sort of lopsided "i had a stroke" smile

Anonymous said...

We'll find out when Suri grows taller than Tom by age nine...

gay bob said...

I think you're right Sarah, Suri definately has Chris Klein's nose. I'll bet a paternity test would bear it out. At least fortunately for Tom, he did'nt have to put it in the ikcy place.