"Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′. “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists. The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show."
And so it begins... woo!
***** update: *****
Casey Aldridge and Jamie LynnThe father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.
News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.
But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.
Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.
“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.
They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.
But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.
“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.
The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.
“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.
“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”
Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.
“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together?
“Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years.
“But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago. “Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”
Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”
In fact, Star claims he had a pregnancy scare with a different girl and had to confess to Jamie Lynn. “Casey is a serial cheater who has lied to Jamie Lynn time and time again,” a close friend told the magazine. “This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.”
In fact, Star even insists Casey was openly dating yet another girl at the same time as he was supposed to be romancing Spears. “Yes, my sister is dating Casey - they’ve been dating for a while,” said Kevin Seals of his sister Whitney Seals.
“I know Jamie Lynn was real jealous about Whitney’s relationship with Casey.”
No matter who the father is, insiders believe the pregnancy will be the death knoll for Jamie Lynn’s burgeoning career. It will leave them terrified that she will prove to be the new Britney - and also that Nickelodeon, the TV channel behind Zoey 101, will be terrified of ruining its clean-cut image. “I cant think of any way that Nickelodean could keep Jamie Lynn’s show on the air, said PR expert Michael Levine.
“If they do, advertisers will drop it like crazy. No advertiser wants to be associated with a minor getting pregnant.”
She looks like she's getting ready to play the younger version of Jenna Jameson in a made-for-TV movie about her life; not younger, hotter Jenna Jameson, mind you, but a younger version of the muppet-like, leathery Jenna Jameson that we all know now. Like here:
This is absolutely NOT the six-minute trailer for the new Batman movie "The Dark Knight" that is only showing in IMAX theatres before I Am Legend (a really good movie, by the way). You should absolutely NOT watch it and get so overwhelmingly excited for it to come out next summer and then show all of your friends. I am a fucking nerd.
This is from chick's blog who's friend was the waiter at this restaurant. Guess Trump is coming out with some new reality show and he's trying to drum up publicity for it by doing little things like this... well, I'm excited for the waiter, anyway. I'd love a free $10,000 for some douche to promote his new show.
I don't give a shit if you don't care because I do!! It looks like it is going to be goddamn terrible and I love it... can't wait to see it opening night. I think I see another "Banger Sisters" in our midst... middle-aged women still living it up, recapturing their youth by grasping at hip haircuts and Forever 21 clothes... I am STOKED. I think we should form a posse and go watch it opening night.
Wow, I'm really glad that she's using the precious hours she gets to spend with her children letting the nanny tote them around in a plastic wagon while she text messages here little heart out. What a bad person. If you KNOW that the fucking paparazzi follows you around all of the time you are outdoors, for the love of god at least PRETEND to give a fuck about your kids. Ugh. source
I'm still searching the internets for some good celebrity pictures, but in the meantime, if you'd like something to do, feel free to drop my buddy John a line to say hello. He just recently wrote me a lovely email about, well, actually, I'll just post it for you all for your enjoyment:
Is it fun to be an am radio weirdo loser bitch
large sun glasses
bag your face
Well-spoken young man, isn't he? I think he's a bit bored, so if you'd like to write him and say hello free to E-mail him @ email@example.com Cheers! ...I know, I know it's juvenile, but come ON... it's kinda fun, no?
Angus, a brilliant coming-of-age movie that was filmed back in 1995, has yet to find it's way to DVD, because studio executives don't feel like there would be enough interest... Well, I call bullshit on that, my friends. Yes, I'm about 12 years too late, but I am now jumping on the bandwagon to create awareness for this great movie, and ensure that other people will have the chance to watch this little piece of awkwardly amazing film-making (Plus, it has a really rad soundtrack). Check out the YouTube clips, and if you have a second sign the petition below... who knows, it might make a difference. Woo! ...Petition to release Angus on DVD....