Wednesday, November 08, 2006

I know the past couple of days have been a little Britney-heavy...

...but what can you do? This is her week to be in the news, and frankly there isn't much else happening in bad celeb pictures. So, this is the picture that asks the question: does Britney have implants? I think the answer to that would be yes, my friends, giant, lopsided ones.

What do you think: full of milk, or full of silicone? :)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her left shoulder is low which would cause the left breast to be low.

I thought we established that Britney had implants when she was quite young. We were aghast!

It would have been wrong to think they looked great when she was so young, but now that she is an adult, I think they look just fine... yup, just fine!

adam said...

please let it be milk... :)

Anonymous said...

Those are lactating mammory glands; soon to be flap jack titties.

Anonymous said...

They rise and fall like the sea my friend. Like..the..sea.

Morty

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...........

Milk.....

seumas said...

I told you guys she was still fugly. Not even a MILF.

+ Huge droopy, uncontrollable, lopsided water balloon breast? Check.

+ Giant Katey Couric birthin' hips? Check.

+ "Timmy's stuck in the well, girl?" hair? Check.

+ Burnt-out, wasted, baggy eyes with an "up all night, putting vodka in my chillin's bottles to shut them up" face? Check.

Sometimes white trash is hot. That's usually BEFORE the four-time mother, three-time divorcee by the age of twenty-five mark, though.

Richard said...

screw you guys! she's just big-boned...

eh, eh, he said "big-boned"

(say what you will, the cans are still nice to ogle...)

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it !!!

seumas said...

And by "hit it", I presume you don't mean engage in "sexual congress", right?

gay bob said...

Pleasssseee Sarah, there's only so much us gay guys can take!

anonymous the third said...

Thank you for keeping us "abreast" of the Britney situation Sarah.
Please look harder for freaky celebrity pictures... discussion of Britney's boobs is sooooo 2001.

bad boy bubby said...

Maybe its a new style.

Maybe it's that new Victoria secret's nancy reagan bra line.

Jareth said...

Prince Valiant called and wants his hair back.

Anonymous said...

Her hair would be cute without the bangs. Or different bangs. Where did she get the cut done, Supercuts?

seumas said...

I just realized where I've seen that smile and what category it fits into.

That's what we call the "cum dumpster" smile.

Anonymous said...

Its obvious that she had just breast fed on one side and not the other.