Fresh outta rehab...

...and looking...um...refreshed? I've gotta get me into some rehab, looks like it does a body good.
I think a head-shaving is in her near future.

mess.

Britney Spears out and about in West Hollywood last night. Well... I guess it does look better than some of the hairstyles she's been sporting lately.

Been out of town for my grandma's funeral...

...but it has been requested and I shall deliver. No words. Seriously, what the fuck is there to say after looking at this? Much more tomorrow, my sister is in town and we must go out now and karaoke. Happy Sunday!

J-Lo's new movie gets booed...

...and then she cried. I feel kind of guilty posting this. Not really.

Rick in his office. With a giant picture of his face on the wall.

I'm not kidding. This is really his office. Good god almighty.

Anna Nicole and Bahamian guy

Yeah, that doesn't look like a 'friend' hug to me. Naughty naughty.

What the inside of Anna Nicole's fridge looked like at the time of her death

Mmm... methadone. I'm sure the folks at Trimspa are stoked that her fridge is fully stocked with rival SLIMFAST's product.
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Richard Simmons is not looking so hot.

Um, what happened to him? I don't think his diet consists of all rainbows and sunshine anymore... he looks like he needs some vitamins and sleep.

Thanks, Gill Thom! sorry :)

You've gotta almost feel sorry for her.

...almost. Here's the latest in the saga of the exceedingly crappier life of Britney Spears. So sad. This Isaac guy seems like such a douche, I mean who actually says she lay next to him "like a limp rag doll in his arms"? Just put a cork in it, pathetic romance novel-quoting, desperately-looking-for-attention-failed-model-boy. Nobody wants to see your face.

Courtney Love?

Good god, it doesn't even look like her anymore. I can understand if someone wants to get a nose job to improve what the good lord gave them, but to put an entirely different nose on your face after you've been in the spotlight for years? Not a good move. Francis Bean is turning out to be a pretty girl, though - she looks so much like Kurt Cobain it's freaky. Stop messing with your face, Courtney!

Anna Nicole Smith dead, age 39.

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She's not always perfect-looking!

This is Jessica Alba, sans make-up, with tissues attached to her head. Brilliant.
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This made me laugh out loud

They do look strikingly similar. Ah, the folks at flynetonline crack my shit up.

EDIT: this is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

Um, I don't even know how to caption this

Do you see the random female hands that are untwisting her thong underwear? This girl is the definition of the word mess - good lord, she needs to get her shit together. Anytime you need to have someone who is in charge of making sure your ass isn't hanging out while you are in a club, sucking away on a lollipop with your hair greasy and clumped together, you know your career's going down the tubes. Ick.

Dita Von Teese (Marilyn Manson's ex-wife)

It might be hard to see what is strange about this picture, but if you take a look at her waist, you might notice how goddamn small it is. This girl has a 16-INCH waist. It's almost hypnotic. How does she breathe? Does she actually have ribs? The whole thing just flusters me.
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For Rick

...a screencap of Lionel Ritchie's clay head from the video for "Hello". Told you, you bastard!

I know she's knocked up...

...but this is an AWESOME picture of Tori Spelling. I know you can probably blame it on the angle of the camera, but sister has completely lost her neck, and her face is merging with her shoulders. Genius! Donna Martin Graduates! I need more coffee.
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One more of Jessica Simpson!

Eh, I said everything I needed to yesterday. Still terrible.
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I heart Drew Barrymore

This shit is hilarious

What the hell?

Jessica Simpson just looks WRONG here... I didn't think it was possible to look so orange and dirty but yet, here she is. I know it's been said before, but she looks like a drag queen, and not in a good way... The picture on the right makes her actively look like she is in blackface.
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