Since WHEN is Britney up for another movie role? Did Lindsay Lohan turn down a part for the first time ever? Did the producers see "Crossroads" and say "get me HER number!" ? Ever notice when this kind of thing happens and the crazy star claims that it's a movie role, the movie never gets mentioned? And never made? Ever? Britney should just remake "Joan of Arc"...she owes her allegiance to those voices in her head.
I'm waiting to see her in the role she was auditioning for when she flashed her "nether lips" for the paparazzi. It will probably be filmed in Canoga Park and go straight to DVD...
Does she even have a publicist or a manager or agent anymore? Who in the hell would allow her to write something so clearly ridiculous that only makes her out to be an obvious liar and a moron?
If she had written something like "I was very stressed and having dozens of cameras stalking and harassing me every second of the day put me over the edge, but I should not have swung the umbrella like that" I would actually have gained a little respect for her.
Oh, Brits! It was so obvious and you missed it! Instead of the lame part about a movie role with husband, swap roles, blah, blah - we might have bought it had you said you were up to reprise Fred Astaire's classic umbrella brandashing, dance scene from "Singin' In The Rain".
It made me laugh out loud - I hope it does the same for you. Somebody's taking her crazy pills.
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Since WHEN is Britney up for another movie role? Did Lindsay Lohan turn down a part for the first time ever? Did the producers see "Crossroads" and say "get me HER number!" ? Ever notice when this kind of thing happens and the crazy star claims that it's a movie role, the movie never gets mentioned? And never made? Ever? Britney should just remake "Joan of Arc"...she owes her allegiance to those voices in her head.
I'm waiting to see her in the role she was auditioning for when she flashed her "nether lips" for the paparazzi. It will probably be filmed in Canoga Park and go straight to DVD...
Does she even have a publicist or a manager or agent anymore? Who in the hell would allow her to write something so clearly ridiculous that only makes her out to be an obvious liar and a moron?
If she had written something like "I was very stressed and having dozens of cameras stalking and harassing me every second of the day put me over the edge, but I should not have swung the umbrella like that" I would actually have gained a little respect for her.
I can't imagine why she didn't get the part....
Oh, Brits! It was so obvious and you missed it! Instead of the lame part about a movie role with husband, swap roles, blah, blah - we might have bought it had you said you were up to reprise Fred Astaire's classic umbrella brandashing, dance scene from "Singin' In The Rain".
Try doubling the Xanax.
Are you guys sure she really wrote roll? Her second 'L' looks different, like it might be an 'E'.
Shovelhead: You, sir, are a genius. How long until Britney is doing a broadway show?
Is X-17 a Gerry Anderson series I somehow missed?
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