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Friday, May 18, 2007
Bad. Very, very bad.
She's famous and rich, and her hair still looks like shit... Good lord, woman, you would think you could find someone to do your hair a bit better than this. Wrong.
I had to click the "source" link to even figure out who that was! I thought maybe it was Paris or something - eew!
Except for the bad hair, Brit almost doesn't look too terrible in that photo. I get the feeling that if she didn't cake on so much makeup and ho-it-up, she could pass as a reasonably attractive person. She'll never be hot again, because she's all warped and stretched from the baby-makin', but if she tried a little bit, she could pull off a sort of "american girl milf" thing over the next few years and - as long as she kept her vagina under wraps, maybe even win the public back by doing the hardcore "mommy" thing.
I still hope she goes insane again, though. Those were good times.
I have to agree with Seumas. She's a has been. I hope she goes off her nut again, because she was far more entertaining than when she was singing badly.
Let's face it, what's left or Brit? She has (in no particular order) shown us her cookie, gone insane, been to rehab, married a drifter, divorced a drifter, neglected her kids, and blown her career...all she can do now is write her autobiography and produce the inevitable biopic/miniseries for the Lifetime Channel. Poor little mouseketeer...
She looks like a healthy 35 to 40 year old woman. That's not exactly a good thing for someone who was born in 1981. On the bright side, Lindsay Lohan is gaining on her and will no doubt surpass her before either of them get crossed off of anyone's dead pool.
She's famous and rich, and her hair still looks like shit... Good lord, woman, you would think you could find someone to do your hair a bit better than this. Wrong.
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I had to click the "source" link to even figure out who that was! I thought maybe it was Paris or something - eew!
Except for the bad hair, Brit almost doesn't look too terrible in that photo. I get the feeling that if she didn't cake on so much makeup and ho-it-up, she could pass as a reasonably attractive person. She'll never be hot again, because she's all warped and stretched from the baby-makin', but if she tried a little bit, she could pull off a sort of "american girl milf" thing over the next few years and - as long as she kept her vagina under wraps, maybe even win the public back by doing the hardcore "mommy" thing.
I still hope she goes insane again, though. Those were good times.
I have to agree with Seumas. She's a has been. I hope she goes off her nut again, because she was far more entertaining than when she was singing badly.
Let's face it, what's left or Brit? She has (in no particular order) shown us her cookie, gone insane, been to rehab, married a drifter, divorced a drifter, neglected her kids, and blown her career...all she can do now is write her autobiography and produce the inevitable biopic/miniseries for the Lifetime Channel. Poor little mouseketeer...
I her mostly naked on a street corner and holding a sign professing her desperate need for a man to marry her, soon. :)
I believe that's what they call a callback. Zzzzzz! Where's *my* weekend show?! :P
Good 'ol Brits! Never a disappointment to bring on the laughs!
"Her" hair (ahem - very bad extensions) looks like 1st grade Elmer's Paste holding onto used yarn after the cat had at it.
Please - someone give her another umbrella!
She looks like a healthy 35 to 40 year old woman. That's not exactly a good thing for someone who was born in 1981. On the bright side, Lindsay Lohan is gaining on her and will no doubt surpass her before either of them get crossed off of anyone's dead pool.
Donald Trump is a perfect example of how rich people do not always have the wherewithal to fix their awful hair.
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