clean house - organize life be sober be honest with everyone throwing up
Might as well put "don't kill people" and "don't eat babies" on there, too. What the hell?!
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I literally cried. My stomach actually hurts from laughing every time I read this now. Such GOLD!
Frankly, I almost feel a little bad for her. But she's super rich and popular and I'm just some complete middle class asshole male, so she can eat a dick. :D
Oh, wait. is "clean house" a euphemism she's using for "organize life"? I thought they were essentially separate items. I was trying to figure out why Paris Hilton would be cleaning her own house.
I have never wanted Paris more than I do now. It's hot when chicks are messed up. I mean, you could beat her up after dinner and before bed time and she wouldn't even notice.
I think the "sponsor" was a reference to an alcoholics anonymous sponsor, perhaps.
As for her being hot... being crazy and messed up doesn't compensate for complete fugliness. A completely messed up and crazy Scarlet Johansen is hot. Even maybe a Lohan. But a Hilton?! Eew.
Damn. In one page the girl expresses that she has problems with drinking, drugs, and bulimia. She really should have paid that storage unit bill.
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clean house - organize life
be sober
be honest with everyone
throwing up
Might as well put "don't kill people" and "don't eat babies" on there, too. What the hell?!
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I literally cried. My stomach actually hurts from laughing every time I read this now. Such GOLD!
Frankly, I almost feel a little bad for her. But she's super rich and popular and I'm just some complete middle class asshole male, so she can eat a dick. :D
Paris writes
"Trust those who you are close with."
She doesn't need to worry about other people sabotaging her..she is doing a DAMN good job of sabotaging herself!
Oh, wait. is "clean house" a euphemism she's using for "organize life"? I thought they were essentially separate items. I was trying to figure out why Paris Hilton would be cleaning her own house.
Holy crap, I'm retarded sometimes.
"Get a sponsor"??? What the F?
How about Clorox Bleach to sponsor the mass cootie wash you so desparately need?
boy and I thought MY life was fucked up? I guess money really doesn't make it all better...
Well, seumas, we already know she can eat a 9 1/2" dick.
I have never wanted Paris more than I do now. It's hot when chicks are messed up. I mean, you could beat her up after dinner and before bed time and she wouldn't even notice.
Paris, where a man can be a man.
I think the "sponsor" was a reference to an alcoholics anonymous sponsor, perhaps.
As for her being hot... being crazy and messed up doesn't compensate for complete fugliness. A completely messed up and crazy Scarlet Johansen is hot. Even maybe a Lohan. But a Hilton?! Eew.
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