Okay, so 2007 so far is turning out to be a slow year in celebrity gossip, so I'm working with what I can... and that is Britney Spears. Here is a picture of her leaving a restaurant last night. Holy God. And to refresh your memories, I've also posted a picture of what she used to look like. Enjoy! 
6 comments:
Oh, my bad. I thought that fugly mess was Courtney Love.
her nose looks swollen in the first picture. hmmmm....
First, I almost can't believe that is Brittney. I mean, I really question whether that is an actual photo of *her*. She's all horrible freaky post-kid looking now, but even she can't be THAT bad?!
Second, I TOLD YOU GUYS! Everyone spent weeks saying "wow, she's looking hot now"! and I kept trying to keep your heads in reality. They should hire me for one of those gossip shows on television.
Third, doesn't that photo make YOU want to give birth to some little bastards, Sarah?! Seriously, I bet Brittney's uterus is waving a white flag.
Okay, Britney looks exactly like an albino Jordie White, aka Twiggy Ramierez of Marilyn Manson fame.
AAAAhhhhh! - Oh, sorry. This scared me for a sec. I honestly thought you'd posted the same pix twice (Melting Courtney above, and this Brits pix). Yup - this is what happens when twice post-partum horomones, K-Fedex residue and booze/drugs all gang up. Yeeeech!
I thought the upper photo was Corey Haim...
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