Monday, July 16, 2007

bad. bad bad.

She looks like a bad drag-queen impersonation of herself... what the hell is going on here?? First of all, if you have weird stomach welts, I'd recommend not going out in some sort of icky belly shirt. Also, you might want to switch up the colors of your lipstick and eyeshadow... they don't need to be exactly the same shade. I can't even write anymore because it's just wrong.
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16 comments:

stevobar said...

Those jeans just barely cover her c-section scar...I'd recommend 501's for Brit.

Seumas said...

Ridiculous wig. And look at the imprint in her stomach from where her fat belly was barely constrained by the pants and belt.

This girl really isn't ever going to put out another real album or go on a real tour again, is she?

Shovelhead said...

Aye Carumba!

Is that the K-Fed spawn c-sec scar, or a belt mark, or a seated/folded-over fat roll impression on her exposed gut?

Uh, Brittany? - I can see this live any Friday night here in the 'Couv at the 3 Monkeys tavern.

Seumas said...

What you're seeing in the photo is not a c-section scar, but an indentation from her pants and belt.

Click on the photo and you'll see the criss-cross of the belt/jean-snap and the indentations on the left side from the rivets on the inside of her pants.

Yes, apparently Britney needs pants with RIVETS.

Theresa said...

HIDEOUS!
Might I mention that shirt looks like the top portion of my first Sunday School dress!?!!! YUCK!
Just when you didn't think she could go any lower!

gay bob said...

That's just plain yucky!

derick said...

All you dick heads seem to come from a place where this Spears character
might have actually been attractive at some point, somewhere. She does not look as good as she once did but even at her peak of physical appeal she was a high 6 or low 7 (on the 1-10 scale). The average and below average looking population often look passably good when they are 16. The better looking among us tend to start that way and just get better.

But none of you would know anything
about that.

derick

stevobar said...

I'll bet that Derick himself is not one of "the better looking among us"...and he's his usual asshole self to boot...

He promised to go away, but like a festering syphilitic chancroid, he continues to ooze...

Shovelhead said...

Derick - The Herpes Simplex B of the Emerson/Sarah blogs.

The unwanted gift that keeps unwanted giving.

Seumas said...

I think most people are questioning whether or not she was ever hot or if it was mostly all photoshopping, in retrospect.

Nonetheless, at least she previously was fit and in good shape pre gelatinous birthing-stomach and weird pudge-face.

stevobar said...

Seumas - I think it is the image of her in that catholic schoolgirl uniform she wore in one video that sealed it for me...I'm waiting for Sarah to don a similar outfit and post some pictures of herself modeling her new nose ring...

Randy said...

I thought that the '80s revival craze was over, but somebody must not have told Britney...'cause she's rocking Sheila E's shirt and Brett Michaels' hair...

ratherbe said...

I don't care what anybody says I'd do her anyway

It'sME said...

She looks constipated!

Randy said...

Well hell yeah, I'd do her...that's not even the issue. I've done a lot worse, and a lot crazier, let me tell you. I'm such a he-slut I'd probably do Courtney Love at this point, but the point is...Britney's done. She's over. America was already turning on her even before she went bonkers. She knows that she can never hope to be what she was...but on the positive side, at least she didn't shamelessly steal the songs of others (Avril!)

joe said...

Throw another 30 lbs. on her and she'd look like one (any) of the girls that roll with the brothers in St. John's.