Oldie but a goodie.

Sorry, dudes. This picture got lost in my email for the past week, but alas I have discovered it and will now post it for your viewing pleasure.

Yes, my friends, this is Britney Spears in her Halloween costume.
Sweet lord. I was hesitant to post this because I thought that maybe her head was photo-shopped onto another horribly-dressed body; alas, that is not the case.

Enjoy the velour and squishiness.

Thanks for the picture, Aaron!

Nickel Arcade - I hope there's vodka in heaven

genius!
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No caption necessary.

Sometimes it's just too easy.

Now this is just mean.

One of the main writers of LOST. And an asshole.

I know, I know, they need to get paid and all that other stuff, but taunting fans of the show isn't cool. Damn you, nameless LOST writer man. Damn you.

Hmmm.

I'm all stoked about her going to rehab and stuff, but she really needs to lay off the self-tanner. On her quest to be healthy, I understand that exposure to the sun can be damaging to your face, but good lord - that is just icky looking. It looks like she's been making out with George Hamilton.
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Girl born with 8 limbs!! Craziness.

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Um... this is just kind of sad.

I don't have kids, but I know what they look like when they do - and do NOT - brush their teeth. This is just messed up. Britney Spears can spend hours a day grooming herself, going tanning and getting hair extensions, but she cannot make the time to clean her child. What a whore.

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Wrong!!!

Ick! Britney Spears decided to get her lips all puffy and put collagen in them! So so bad... I'll try and find clearer pictures, but this is all I have for now (with Perez Hilton's douchey commentary on them... sorry). So bad.

Video from TMZ of Britney driving with her hand over her mouth and then running over the paparazzi guy's foot. Woo.

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1258411987

LOST

You probably don't care but I do so here you go... new pictures from season 4 of LOST!

So I went into work this morning...

...and I hear a familiar laugh as I'm walking toward the studio... and then I realize, "holy shit, that couldn't be anyone but Ozzy Osbourne!" Low and behold it was, in all of his tiny Ozzy glory. He was busy interviewing so I didn't get to chat with him, but I did smile & wave and he did back... and here is my creepy shitty-camera-phone stalker picture. Yay!

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For the love of god, why does she think extensions are necessary??

Ew.
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Jennifer Lopez still won't confirm that she's knocked-up.

Yeah. She's hiding it well. (sweet lord, I need something to post besides impregnated popstars)

Christina Aguilara still won't confirm that she's knocked-up.

Yeah. She's hiding it well.

I'm not going to post the picture...

but I will provide the link if you'd like to look out of morbid curiousity.

This is a picture, purportedly, of Anna Nicole Smith after she choked to death on her own vomit. I should warn you, it's really icky and you might not want to see it... it is, after all, a dead, topless, vomit-covered, propped-up Anna Nicole Smith in high resolution.

If you still want to see it, here's the link. Really think about it though.

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Good lord.

I think I'm going to buy this issue.

I thought this was funny-ish

Somebody measured her height in the enormous lattes that she and her sister consume day-in and day-out. Good lord, she's a tiny thing! She's only 8 lattes tall. Maybe this isn't as funny as I thought. Eh.

Courtney Love is a beardo

Beardo is one of my favorite words EVER - the splicing of two words to make one super word that rhymes with one of the original words makes me happy. And Courtney Love has lots o' facial hair. That is all.
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Britney Spears hands her kids over to Kevin Federline. Holy shit.

Here she is at Carl's Jr. minutes before she handed over her kids to K-Fed. Man, I hope that she's on suicide watch - this isn't shaping up well.

This picture is kind of hilarious.

It's little stumpy J-Lo!

Britney Spears has one for the road.

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Um, I think one of the signs that your life has derailed is when you can't even get into a car without your cousin-slash-assistant giving you a freakin MARGARITA for the ride home. This is Britney leaving a recording studio yesterday and her cousin, in front of 50 or so paparazzi, decided to 'sneak' her the drink as she got into the car. I don't even know.
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