Britney is a freak. And not sexy at all.

ew. ew. wrong.

Disappointed that we can't have Alice Cooper on tomorrow?

Well, let him know! Our friend Seumas put together this online petition to let Mr. Cooper know just how upset the Rick Emerson audience is that he canceled on us at the last minute. Let your voice be heard! Or your name be written. Whatever.

Whatever happened to Brendan Frasier?

Oh, here he is! Um, yeah. The hand of time comes for us all, my friends... and his head is ENORMOUS. That is all.
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Lindsay Lohan and her wonkey eye

What is the deal with Lindsay Lohan? She is totally looking like shit lately; every time she's photographed she looks as hungover as Scotty-J on a Friday morning, and the hair color just isn't working for her. I posted these pictures because there is something seriously wrong with her right eye, especially in the second pic. Hmm. Get some sleep, cracky.
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One more Paris & Lindsay Lohan update...

If you read the messages before, they feature a series of emails between Lindsay Lohan and Shanna Moakler... Shanna got all pissed off and decided to post Paris & Lindsay's personal info on her blog - very mature for a 32-year-old lady. Anyway, I'm not sure if they're disconnected yet, but behold: Lindsay & Paris' personal info from a jaded Shanna Moakler.

Paris Hilton: OWNED!

This is a fantastic day in the world of celebrity blogging. Here's what happened, courtesy of WWTDD:

Last September, the story broke that guerilla graffiti artist Banksy had smuggled 500 doctored copies of Paris Hilton's debut album into stores throughout the UK, where they sold without anyone knowing they were fake. He replaced the liner notes with pictures of Paris naked and others with her face replaced by a dog. The song titles were changed to a list of questions, including "Why am I famous?", "What have I done?" and "What am I for?" He even replaced the actual music with 40 minutes of Paris saying "that's hot" over and over and over to a basic beat. And now another artist has struck out at Paris, this time an artist named Vinchen, who has replaced several pictures inside the Columbus, Ohio Hilton with the image you see above (unedited versions HERE and HERE).



Genius!
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Lindsay Lohan: HACKED

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan's myspace account was hacked and someone was able to get some screencaps before it was set to private again.... here they are! I guess the people who hacked it are going to make a website with all of the info they gathered; it's the same company that had the website with Paris Hilton's storage crap. Enjoy!

Lindsay & Stavros (Paris Hilton's on-again/off-again boyfriend):

Lindsay & Shanna Moakler (Travis Barker's soon-to-be-ex-wife)... I love how she loses her shit toward the end of them... pure gold. :

Lindsay & Paris Hilton (Paris' email is the first one):If I find more I'll post them!

I need to get a life.

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another YouTube flashback...

ah, gotta love the chubby starwars kid.

This picture IS NOT me, but goddamn... I'm a little weirded out right now.

A listener found this when he was trying to find the website for KINK fm... sure you were, buddy. Anyway, I am a little freaked out... actually a lot freaked out. Have you ever looked at an image of someone doing something you wouldn't do, and it looks EXACTLY fucking like you? I feel violated. But moreso freaked out. Well, it seems like I can't get away from it, so I'm just going to post it. Hmm.
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EDIT: okay, so here is the chick's website that is in the above picture, and here's a picture from the same photoshoot...

Another flashback song... shitty video, though

brilliant!

Message from Pam Anderson's website

So, she posted a response to all of the "paparazzi" footage of her in a bikini on her website today, and I have to say I respect the lady. They are still terrible pictures, and I'll still post them, but I like her a little bit more for standing up for herself. Anyway, here's her message:

Thank god I don’t have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I’ve just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don’t get botox - ha!…I’m much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.

I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I’m not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it’s definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it’s crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print…I’m a semi-retired single mom - hello?

Flashback: The Crazy Britney Spears Umbrella Incident

In light of the Connie Chung video yesterday, I've decided to make this a week of flashbacks. This is one of my favorites. Enjoy!

Somebody is eating their carrots. This is the worst headline ever.

I think that Paris Hilton carries herself pretty well most of the time, but this orange skin thing just ain't working. I don't think that she is an extremely pretty lady, but she's always decked out in tons of expensive shit and has her own stylist and goes out in public looking well put-together, but the missing eyebrows and shirt that matches her skin looks awful.
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Pamela Anderson is a hot lady.

She's looking a bit different now in her bathing suit than in her Baywatch days... the hand of time comes for us all. Eh.
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it IS britney spears in the video!

see?? same dress? ugly hat?
you people make me crazy.
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Dita Von Teese, pre pin-up girl make-over

I know, not the most interesting post, but I find it mildly fascinating how she's remade her entire image into a pretty well known pop-culture figure when she was such a trashy all-american gal. Eh. Kind of a slow picture day. Hey, at least I'm updating my site though!

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Britney Spears is a fucking moron.

Here is a video of her that she requested a paparazzi dude to record to get a message out to her "fans". I think she's attempting to be sarcastic or funny at some points, but she just succeeds in being annoying. Enjoy your message from baldy.
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Connie Chung video, an oldie but a goodie. Bitch is crazy.

for Ally :)

Is it just me, or is Britney freaky-looking with her blue contacts? The girl's got crazy eyes as it is, and it just looks worse when they're light-colored. I think she's headed for a relapse any day now.
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I heart alanis morrisette.

here she is covering Black Eyed Peas "My Humps". Genius. Thanks, Seumas!