I think that Paris Hilton carries herself pretty well most of the time, but this orange skin thing just ain't working. I don't think that she is an extremely pretty lady, but she's always decked out in tons of expensive shit and has her own stylist and goes out in public looking well put-together, but the missing eyebrows and shirt that matches her skin looks awful.
She's looking a bit different now in her bathing suit than in her Baywatch days... the hand of time comes for us all. Eh.
I know, not the most interesting post, but I find it mildly fascinating how she's remade her entire image into a pretty well known pop-culture figure when she was such a trashy all-american gal. Eh. Kind of a slow picture day. Hey, at least I'm updating my site though!
Is it just me, or is Britney freaky-looking with her blue contacts? The girl's got crazy eyes as it is, and it just looks worse when they're light-colored. I think she's headed for a relapse any day now.
I just wanted to post this for the sheer look of disgust on her 
I seriously can't tell which way her body is facing. This isn't photo-shopped, either; I just can't figure it out. It looks like someone took a giant picture of her head and then stuck it on a different body. Weird.
I just wanted an excuse to post this picture because it makes me smile. In case you don't know, this is Tonya Harding.
I know, can you believe it? I never find spare change in the shower and low and behold, there it is- a bright, shiny quarter. Oh, and a creature from hell.
Looks like she's still going strong and has cleaned up her act... or not. Good lord. Obvious drunkeness aside, what would even possess you to put on a shirt like that? I'm sure she has some fantastic breasts, but that shirt is definitely not flattering in the, um, stomach area. It just looks creepy and stretched out and unattractive and not good. No sir.| Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told |  |  |
| A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week. Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage. Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely. “Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?” Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.” Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai. McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms. He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. LINK |
Damn, woman- she is looking totally haggard. This is Paris last night after she was pulled over for not having her headlights on... and apparently she's rapidly aging and turning orange. I think her moment in the sun is coming to an end! yay!
I really thought that after the swelling from her nose went down her face would start to look a bit better, but it seems to be that this is what she's going to look like from now on. It's so sad that she's fucked with herself so much that now she just ends up looking like a sad troll. With enormous fake boobs. Eh.
