Well, she was fricking ugly, anyway. Seriously. I saw her before-makeup about eight years ago and have been rather repulsed ever since. It's even worse than Oprah without makeup. She has a face like the moon.
Christ - that's all we need! Is the pop scene so talent deprived we have to see JoLo trying to gyrate in Aunt Mulva's goddam ugly-ass, stretchy top maternity pants?
This is so bad I almost want to say bring Brits back to Sarah's Blog of Shame. (note - almost).
Of all the "hot" celebrity chicks out there JLo is the one that baffles me the most. Not only is she fucking gross but also one of the least talented (which is saying a lot). I don't advocate violence against women but if there ever was a woman who deserved a direct punch in the mouth it's this bitch. I wouldn't fuck her with a gun to my head. I couldn't because I'd have instant ED. Only goes to prove that it can only happen in America. What a talentless piece of shit.
Theresa, you took the words right out of my mouth!
Shannon, JLo, like Steve Miller, is living proof that one can have a musical career without having a shred of musical talent. What a great country this is!
Jesus!! Well said, and no argument from me, but damn! Haa-haa-HA! At least there is no question on where JLo ranks on your scale. Is a "Punch in the mouth" score below zero? Haa!
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Well, she was fricking ugly, anyway. Seriously. I saw her before-makeup about eight years ago and have been rather repulsed ever since. It's even worse than Oprah without makeup. She has a face like the moon.
With her I would totally buy the "Beer gut" theory.
Maybe she has problems digesting sperm, so it's all just backing up in her system?
Christ - that's all we need! Is the pop scene so talent deprived we have to see JoLo trying to gyrate in Aunt Mulva's goddam ugly-ass, stretchy top maternity pants?
This is so bad I almost want to say bring Brits back to Sarah's Blog of Shame. (note - almost).
I don't mind the gut...I just can't believe she spreads her legs for cadaver man...that husband of hers looks like an anti-meth billboard.
Of all the "hot" celebrity chicks out there JLo is the one that baffles me the most. Not only is she fucking gross but also one of the least talented (which is saying a lot). I don't advocate violence against women but if there ever was a woman who deserved a direct punch in the mouth it's this bitch. I wouldn't fuck her with a gun to my head. I couldn't because I'd have instant ED. Only goes to prove that it can only happen in America. What a talentless piece of shit.
In her defense, I've looked like that for years and no baby has popped out of me yet.
Jennifer Lopez is living proof of the value of a good publicist.
Theresa, you took the words right out of my mouth!
Shannon, JLo, like Steve Miller, is living proof that one can have a musical career without having a shred of musical talent.
What a great country this is!
Hey, Kurt in the 503.
Jesus!! Well said, and no argument from me, but damn! Haa-haa-HA! At least there is no question on where JLo ranks on your scale. Is a "Punch in the mouth" score below zero? Haa!
Gross! Cover that shit up! Beer gut or Devil Spawn, at least TRY to be discreet and classy. You dont need a crop top and spandex on either way.
That outfit looks like something that Elvis turned down as too over the top and gaudy.
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